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what does 2thick do for a job?

Well, he is quite the master debater on here.


Or was masturbator the word I was looking for:confused:
 
zamboni drivers are cool, he aint no zamboni driver.

Not that he isnt cool, just a zamboni driver is a very relaxed bro who doesnt stir shit up. That doesnt sound like 2 thick.
I think he peddles pins by day. http://www.getpinz.com

I wont comment on his alleged nightly duties :)
 
Bukkake Fluffer. Originally he wanted to be a straight porn star but when filming his first gonzo scene the chick he was going to bang said, "2thick I've smoked fatter joints than your dick." His ego was crushed and ever since then he takes it for the team, every last drop.

te he jamon
 
I honestly heard rumors that he was a Fed...

Pretty sure it was just a rumor though...

B True
 
b fold the truth said:
I honestly heard rumors that he was a Fed...

Pretty sure it was just a rumor though...

B True

Nope that's Code's job. But if 2thick was put into witness protection then you never know he could be in cahoots.
 
XBiker said:
His name is 2 and he works in a button factory.

So that "Inspected by 2" tag in my new shirt was, like, his card? Cool!
 
expert ice fisherman and trapper. he's in his mid to late 40's, doesnt go out too much, kind of quite guy…that's all I’m picking up here right now…no way there’s something else…. and he masturbates inside his house..no….he masturbates while watching mighty mouse, that’s it:D
 
PoyeBoy said:
he sells smelling salts

I wish..!!!!

I LOVE THAT STUFF!!!!! Wish I had more!!!

B True
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
Yeah just a rumor, he is wayyyyy to bassackwards to be an employee of the Government or Policing Agencies.

He can read. He can type. He has completed full sentences.

He is over qualified for president, so thats out...
 
2Thick said:
I am insulted.

Why couldn't I be a fed?

Also, why am I 40?



u say to much to be a fed

and ur bald as fuck right?



what do u do?


lol 2thick lives with his mom and shares the basement computer with her
 
Stunning, ain't she?
 
velvett said:
He's my hairsylist.

He has fabulous hands.


No doubt a job only second in desireability to being your masseur.



:p
 
Jizz-Mopper Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels.
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away
 
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