What Do You Think is The Funniest Bit Tom Green Pulled Off?

[curling]

I really liked the boy in the plastic bubble rolling out on a baseball field that was some funny shit.

What about ya'll?

 

[velvett]

Getting Married.



HAAAAAAAAACHA!

 

[HappyScrappy]

starting the tom green nuts cancer foundation (or fund?)

 

[Warik]

Tom Green is a fool and yet another reason America's youth has the collective intellectual capacity of a turd.

-Warik

 

[HappyScrappy]

Tom Green is a fool and yet another reason America's youth has the collective intellectual capacity of a turd.

-Warik

you are

 

[karson]

hey

Warik, we all cant be as smart as you. I mean you must be super smart, afterall your 35 years old and still in love with He Man. Go wash your rugrat blanket and get in your pink bunny PJ's, its bedtime. "skelator"

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: hey

Warik, we all cant be as smart as you. I mean you must be super smart, afterall your 35 years old and still in love with He Man. Go wash your rugrat blanket and get in your pink bunny PJ's, its bedtime. "skelator"

I thought he was 19

 

[thefameinmyname]

Wait a second what does watching Tom Green and intellect have anything to with each other?? I happen to find the show amusing, so i watch it.... I am sure watching He-man didnt stimulate your brains capacity past that of a turd.

I don't mean to be rude but I think your comment is extremely narrow minded.

Hehe I also really like the balloon one.

 

[supersizeme]

i though the chest hair sandwich was pretty amusing. he almost got his clock cleaned by some dude when he tried to feed it to him. also some guy came after him with a hammer when he was doing "undercutter's pizza" or whatever it was where he was underselling the real pizza man's pizza.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think Jackass is far superior to Tom Green.
I much perfer jackass b/c they just make themselves look like idiots, and hurt themselves.
Tom Green on the other hand would do more stuff to other people, make other people look like idiots, ruin their day.

puppies is cuddly

 

[Warik]

karson,

1) I'm not "super smart."
2) I'm 19.
3) I love no one outside my family.
4) I have none of the items you mentioned.
5) It's spelled "Skeletor."

thefameinmyname,

Watching Tom Green and intellect have nothing to do with each other. I've seen a few of the shows. They consist of him doing stupid things. Kids at my old high school spent most of their time talking about things such as Tom Green, MTV, and sports rather than things that actually had some sort of effect on their lives. I, on the other hand, did not spent most of my time talking about He-Man and my "rugrat blanket." I spent none of my time doing so, actually.


The guy makes big bucks for acting stupid thanks to America's youth. Good for him - shame on you.

-Warik

 

[karson]

hey

Warik, your just jealous of him making money doing that. And dont get mad at the kids at your highschool for not inviting you into their crowd. It seems some people never get over the fact thatthey were very unpopular in highschool. Your 19 bro, you may think you know a lot and have well established views, but talk to me in 5 years when you are a little more educated on life. I aint flamin ya bro, you just think you have it all figured out and the sad truth is your more lost than most people your age because they accept the fact they aint shit yet. Good luck though, im sure youll do fine in life, but before you can get to the top, you must realize your starting from the bottom.

 

[Winstrol the Pooh]

My favorite bit of Tom's was when he had that statue made of his parents with water squirting out his dad's penis. He then placed the statues on his parents front lawn and arranged them into doing it doggy style. I laughed my ass off when Tom started drinking the water pouring out of his dad's member, while his dad is screaming," I'll sue you, ya son of a bitch!!" That was hilarious.

 

[WODIN]

Funniest shit I saw green pull was when he did a sculpture of his parents doing it doggy style to commerate the moment of his conception on their 30th wedding anniversary and placed it on the front lawn of their house... LMAO!!!!

 

[Warik]

Re: hey

Warik, your just jealous of him making money doing that.

Not at all.

And dont get mad at the kids at your highschool for not inviting you into their crowd.

Uh, if I wanted to be a part of their crowd, I would watch MTV, do drugs, get drunk every weekend, and not workout.

Your 19 bro, you may think you know a lot and have well established views, but talk to me in 5 years when you are a little more educated on life.

5 years? Ok, I'll be close to 25, about 225lbs, out of college and a part of the "real world" for about 2-3 years. It's a date.

I aint flamin ya bro, you just think you have it all figured out and the sad truth is your more lost than most people your age because they accept the fact they aint shit yet.

I'm not flaming you back either, so don't think of it that way. I know I don't have it all figured out, but I know what I want. I'm not "lost." I know what I want out of life, and emulating the "popular crowd" in high school isn't it.

Good luck though, im sure youll do fine in life, but before you can get to the top, you must realize your starting from the bottom.

I'm a college student working part-time as an underpaid web programmer. Believe me - I know I'm starting from the bottom.

-Warik

 

[WarriorPL]

When he made statues for his parents and put it on their lawn, when he painted the lesbians or whatever on his dads car, when he put poop on the mic....

~WizKid

 

[smallmovesal]

when he painted his parent's house plaid while they were away on vacation... and when he made a painting and stuck it up on a wall in the national gallery in ottawa and then joined the tour going around... while in the tour, taking out a marker and drawing a tree on the painting... and the gallery trying to kick him out for defacing art...

 

[BackDoc]

I agree with Wodin, Winstrol and Wizkid, those were a riot.

 

[danielson]

there are some things tom green does that i find very funny. but i have to agree with warik, some of the stuff he does is sooo sucking moronic, its not funny at all. like when he was in a wheelchair nd kept on falling over, or when he got out and 'worried' the flamingoes, or when he pisses of some old guy in a shop by emptying like a thoudand pennnies on his counter, or when he embarrases all these old people who dont knopw any better by mking them fake dry sex with each other.

but

he has done some very funny stuff as well. what he does to glen is hillarious. like when he revealled his phone number to time square. and when he did that 'glen likes his sister boobies'....and when he got 2 police officers to burst in and make him have a shower with his sister, or when he dropped glens clothes out of an aeroplane. the pimp mobile and the statues were hilarious as well , and also when he bursts into nes shows.

still, most of the stuff he does i find funny, but i dont like some of it. just m opinion

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

or when he embarrases all these old people who dont knopw any better by mking them fake dry sex with each other.

Hahaha. . . That was one of my faves. . . call me what u want

Another one was when he was being all stupid about buying condoms in a store. . . and announcing to everyone what he was gonna do with them

"I like to have fun at the expense of others."