What do you prefer? Real or fake?

[hanselthecaretaker]

Real, but here are some deciding factors you'll likely have to deal with vs. fake:

Real:
-have to go hunt the tree down
-cut it
-bring it back
-make sure it fits through the doors
-deal with the mess
-can be a bigger fire hazard than fake
-ease of disposal is dependent upon your particular locale
-must do this every year

Fake:
-have to buy it (or steal it, depending on your morals)
-figure out where all the fucking branches are supposed to go
-can be a pain to get it to look "real" enough
-have to take it all apart and package it back up (unless you can keep it somewhere the way it is)


So overall real is a bit more work, but you'll have to decide for yourselves if it's worth it.

 

[tiger88]

fuck i just got to get at least one

 

[Extra_Strong]

RED NECK XMAS TREES - www.welaf.com/funny-picture-952.html

 

[Lady Viking]

real, is the only way to go

what he said

 

[JayC9]

Annually the entire Westernised population goes forth and chops down loads of trees and then balance tacky plastic objects on the branches?...sheer madness.

 

[Smurfy]

this thread sucks.

 

[redguru]

Annually the entire Westernised population goes forth and chops down loads of trees and then balance tacky plastic objects on the branches?...sheer madness.

Tacky glass objects, I'm not entirely tasteless.

 

[w84me]

we do both -- real one in the game room so we smell it all season long -- we put the fake one in the front window where we don't go but is "displayed" for the driver-bys

 

[jerkbox]

trees i can go either way


but I much prefer real boobs

 

[HardHat87]

I like all boobs. But the real ones are better.