what do you not bring to the table?

[binö]

-tenderness and warmth
-solid morality
-a willingness to compromise
-an honest interest into what you did today.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Dirty hands.

 

[puddlemonkey]

My mother would beat me!

 

[stilleto]

anger and math skills


i don't hold onto either.

 

[binö]

My mother would beat me!

p
i
c
s
?

 

[Bikini Mod]

math skills, twenty year old punani, the ability to look the other way when you fuck up... Oh yea, no stalking, going through your shit, giving a fuck where you go or who you are with, and there is NO WAY IN HELL I will sit in a room and argue about stupid shit once it has gotten past the point of productive.

 

[binö]

anger and math skills


i don't hold onto either.

come on be honest
eveyone is so eager to share their greatness let's hear some bad qualities.
i love you but i bet you can be bitchy a lot
admit it damnit!!!#@@

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh yea and though I am quite proficient I refuse to cook OR clean.... EVER.

 

[puddlemonkey]

p
i
c
s
?

Hell no, my mom was hot back in the day. It use to piss me off cause all my guy friends would comment on it when we were in junior high and high school. I'd want to punch them!

 

[silverstar1025]

Yeah I would have to say I am not the best cook. I only have two things that I make that hubby absolutely loves. The rest is either boring shit or his mother cooks for us. lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

The rest is either boring shit or his mother cooks for us. lol

His mother lives with you? Or vise versa? wtf?

 

[silverstar1025]

His mother lives with you? Or vise versa? wtf?

Hell no! Neither!! She watches my kids for me and 9 times out of 10 when I pick up my kiddos after work she already has dinner packed for me to take home. Yes we are spoiled like that. Mexican mothers are like that though always trying to cook and do things for you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Mexican mothers are like that though always trying to cook and do things for you.

Whoa! I want one!

 

[silverstar1025]

Whoa! I want one!

lol find yourself a mexican wife then. Just make sure she isn't crazy

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol find yourself a mexican wife then. Just make sure she isn't crazy

I already love the Mexican women. I think its the dark hair

 

[silverstar1025]

I already love the Mexican women. I think its the dark hair

They can cook some good Mexican food too. Yummy!

 

[GUARDIAN]

i am str8

 

[jnevin]

patience
compassion
a soul

 

[Wulfgar]

I am pretty much the complete package

 

[stilleto]

come on be honest
eveyone is so eager to share their greatness let's hear some bad qualities.
i love you but i bet you can be bitchy a lot
admit it damnit!!!#@@

lol
i'm really not bitchy.

i am extremely forgetful, to the point of being annoying.
is that a bad enough quality?
I'm really laid back, but i tend to get too quiet sometimes for no other reason than i'm enjoying the company in my own head and I forget to speak out loud.

 

[Stefka]

Hell no! Neither!! She watches my kids for me and 9 times out of 10 when I pick up my kiddos after work she already has dinner packed for me to take home. Yes we are spoiled like that. Mexican mothers are like that though always trying to cook and do things for you.

Is that a problem for you? Do you feel like you're competing with his Mexican mommy?

 

[binö]

lol
i'm really not bitchy.

i am extremely forgetful, to the point of being annoying.
is that a bad enough quality?
I'm really laid back, but i tend to get too quiet sometimes for no other reason than i'm enjoying the company in my own head and I forget to speak out loud.

i'll give you a hand here

"stilleto does not bring the following to a relationship:
-a sharp mind
-a get 'em win one for the gipper type of winner mentality
-very pleasent converstation, she's usually quiet and mousey and eveyone is like wtf?"

 

[PICK3]

a high tolerance to alcohol and drugs

 

[stilleto]

i'll give you a hand here

"stilleto does not bring the following to a relationship:
-a sharp mind
-a get 'em win one for the gipper type of winner mentality
-very pleasent converstation, she's usually quiet and mousey and eveyone is like wtf?"

um, well not exactly.


and wtf.. mousy?

okay, you didn't describe me at all dude.

 

[chazk]

stilleto sits at the table and says " whats for dinner you fucking puts bake me a pie !"

 

[binö]

um, well not exactly.


and wtf.. mousy?

okay, you didn't describe me at all dude.

i was just going with the info i had

and mousey has a e

 

[stilleto]

i was just going with the info i had

and mousey has a e

no it doesn't.



but that's okay.

 

[nimbus]

mous(e)y swings both ways; the pick3 of the adjective world

 

[PICK3]

mous(e)y swings both ways; the pick3 of the adjective world

 

[stilleto]

it's true. i just looked it up.

but i'm a good conversationalist. bino is wrong about THAT.

 

[Sub-Zero]

-tenderness and warmth
-solid morality
-a willingness to compromise
-an honest interest into what you did today.

pretty accurate for me also.

but i am really soft (not in the weiner departmnet) but im like a good listener, cause i never talk

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol
i'm really not bitchy.

i am extremely forgetful, to the point of being annoying.
is that a bad enough quality?
I'm really laid back, but i tend to get too quiet sometimes for no other reason than i'm enjoying the company in my own head and I forget to speak out loud.

I can relate BIGTIME.

 

[Mr. dB]

stamina

 

[GUARDIAN]

ugliness

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I don't bring unawesomeness, because awesomeness is all I got!

 

[Stefka]

I don't bring unawesomeness, because awesomeness is all I got!

You definitely don't bring soberness.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

You definately don't bring soberness.

because soberness would fall under the category of unawesomeness thank you very fucking much.

 

[Razorguns]

-tenderness and warmth
-solid morality
-a willingness to compromise
-an honest interest into what you did today.

time
cooking skills

r

 

[silverstar1025]

Is that a problem for you? Do you feel like you're competing with his Mexican mommy?

No not really. In the beginning when we dated his mom had a hard time of letting go and butting out, but it is not really an issue anymore. It was rather annoying at the time though. If she wants to save me the trouble of cooking dinner during the week then more power to her. Now if we lived under the same roof I am sure there could be problems, but luckily we do not.

 

[puddlemonkey]

No not really. In the beginning when we dated his mom had a hard time of letting go and butting out, but it is not really an issue anymore. It was rather annoying at the time though. If she wants to save me the trouble of cooking dinner during the week then more power to her. Now if we lived under the same roof I am sure there could be problems, but luckily we do not.

So you've basically accepted second place? hehe

 

[habitualhealth]

cooking skills
sex
anything you actually want or need from me

 

[Sub-Zero]

cooking skills
sex
anything you actually want or need from me

to shut up?

 

[silverstar1025]

So you've basically accepted second place? hehe

Bish I am his #1. Trust me Mama no longer holds #1

 

[puddlemonkey]

Bish I am his #1. Trust me Mama no longer holds #1

Men are very good at letting each woman think they are #1. Just sayin'

 

[silverstar1025]

Men are very good at letting each woman think they are #1. Just sayin'

You know what Mister you have 2.5 hrs to keep being a mean butt then you better be nice after that.

 

[habitualhealth]

to shut up?

yea that too

 

[puddlemonkey]

You know what Mister you have 2.5 hrs to keep being a mean butt then you better be nice after that.

I know, I know

 

[silverstar1025]

I know, I know

Man is it that difficult to put on an act and be nice for 24 hrs I will remember that next time you are sick and being a big pussy again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Man is it that difficult to put on an act and be nice for 24 hrs I will remember that next time you are sick and being a big pussy again.

I don't have the nice gene in me. Its not my fault!

 

[silverstar1025]

I don't have the nice gene in me. Its not my fault!

Good thing it will help you to stay alone like you want.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm gonna go take a nap, probably cry myself to sleep.

 

[seaking420]

my dick.....my balls.....and 25 cents

 

[silverstar1025]

I'm gonna go take a nap, probably cry myself to sleep.

lol do you need a tissue?

I was just kidding. You are a cool monkey... sometimes. I am off for the night. Adios!

 

[Sub-Zero]

l I am off for the night. Adios!

i love it when you get off

 

[javaguru]

Jesus....or any other belief in the supernatural...

 

[mountain muscle]

Oh yea and though I am quite proficient I refuse to cook OR clean.... EVER.

That is terribly original in a woman these days.

Well played sir.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You are a cool monkey... sometimes. I am off for the night. Adios!

Sometimes?


ALWAYS!!!!

 

[cboogsrun]

-tenderness and warmth
-solid morality
-a willingness to compromise
-an honest interest into what you did today.

stability and I'm pretty good at stepping back from a situation and looking at both sides to come up with a conclusion. Other than that not sure, she likes me for the cawk anyway so who cares. j/k

BOOGS

 

[javaguru]

That is terribly original in a woman these days.

Well played sir.

Cooking and cleaning are the two issues that are semi-appealing to a male when it comes to marriage. You can purchase poon/companionship cheaper than all the hassles you deal with in marriage. If prostitution is ever legalized across the board in the US then marriage will be a thing of the past.....it's economics 101.