What do you do when you flatulate in the cardio section?

[Moderate_THIS]

One of those early morning dew-busters. I just burst out laughing, since only fat chicks are doing the cardio anyways. Fat chicks and the diced mage. In the cardio section, I feel like a slice of lean meat between two heavily mayonaissed slices of bread. Why did God invent fat chicks? How do they help my soul evolve?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

point to the closest person and say 'you did it'