what do black ketostix mean?

[Puc]

after 3 weeks of nothing but tuna, flax oil, protein powder, and 3.5 grams of ala per day, i finally decided to pee on one of those things.... it was beyond purple (purple is like mov if you are a fag like frackal).

am i going to die?

 

[Sigmund Roid]

You are probably not drinking enough water, making your keto concentration very high.