What are your opening lines/moves when aproaching women at clubs

[gab9681]

I never have really used pick up lines. In high school I was the dark and mysterious type so chicks always came to me. In college, I was already in a serious relationship. I was engaged. So as soon as all the girls on my floor found out, they were all obsessed. I came back to my dorm room on several occasions with a girl naked and handcuffed to my loft. Or they would try to get me drunk and then get me to fool around with them. And now that I am married it's even worse. Out of my group of drinking buds, there is only one other that is married, but he and his wife like to pick up chicks still anyways, so he doesn't count. So basically, I am the only one not trying to score ass. So when the girls see me there, not hitting on them, not showing any interest in them, the tables turn and they come to me. It's pretty fun leading them on just a bit and then showing them the ring. They always get so pissed that I am married. Even my wife will get in on it when she is out with us. We will play the whole "me pretending to hit on another girl as my wife comes back from the pisser" routine. I'm telling you guys, if you want chicks to come to you, put a ring on the right finger and go out not trying to score. It will work everytime I guarantee it.

 

[the-short-one]

Ok.......time to go pop in a dvd! Seriously, if I were a good looking woman id be the biggest whore on the face of the earth. Don't take that the wrong way but not having to work for it would be a nice change.

Don't fool yourself - women get around just as much as guys. We just hide it better.

 

[DIVISION]

Bro, it doesn't matter if you didn't drink enough. If a girl is interested in you, then you have to get on it fast. There is too many cockblocks in the world.

Remember this my young horny friend.........


He who hesitates.....masterbates (repeat this 10 times every morning and 10 times every night)

note: I give this advice to all the youngsters, but this is funny bc his name is MasterBates..get it? ha ha Oh screw you guys

awittynugganame is 100% correct.

It's purely survival of the fittest when it comes to a bunch of swinging dicks in a packed club of bitches. If you *want* something you'd better *move* on that before other kids sleaze their way in.

It's a Cold World and THIS IS ICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!







DIV

 

[Vash]

I can tell you are checking me out but my boyfriend does not like it. always good for a laugh. And vash remember they have friends.

I know but one girl I knew from college and trust me when I say she was the hot one at ~5'3" 160.

 

[DIVISION]

Don't fool yourself - women get around just as much as guys. We just hide it better.

Not the type of women I go for....

Who's foolin' who?





DIV

 

[Taps]

Approach target, whip out cock, give her an annoyed look and say "what the fuck bitch, it ain't gonna suck its self."

Pure gold.

 

[DIVISION]

Approach target, whip out cock, give her an annoyed look and say "what the fuck bitch, it ain't gonna suck its self."

Pure gold.

Sounds good in theory, but in practice I doubt you've got the nutz to swing that.

You'll pay either in pain or in court........



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Some men are salemen, some are not, you're not.
Hopefully, you're good looking...

 

[Judo Tom]

i really believe in the 3 second rule. you got to take advantage of the moment..

say hi,hello,how are you, make small talk and give a compliment or two if need be.

if i can make a girl laugh while we are talking that is usually a very good sign

its not my style but i have a few friends who just play the probability game.. you know hit on like 20 different girls in one nite and one of them is bound to kiss you or something and they believe getting rejected 19 times is worth it like no big deal.

i also have a friend who likes busted girls and he gets laid whenever he wants not cool imo

 

[DIVISION]

i i have a few friends who just play the probability game.. you know hit on like 20 different girls in one nite and one of them is bound to kiss you or something and they believe getting rejected 19 times is worth it like no big deal.

i also have a friend who likes busted girls and he gets laid whenever he wants not cool imo

Quality over Quantity..........always, bro.

Always.

As far as the *busted* girls thing, not a chance........that's disgusting and very sick.....




DIV