What are your opening lines/moves when aproaching women at clubs

[browndog1]

that is awesome. If the timing of the drink slide by the bartender was on, it would be killer.


.bd

 

[MasterBates]

I can tell you are checking me out but my boyfriend does not like it. always good for a laugh. And vash remember they have friends.

aright this is the best one ever so far

oh and div, I know what you mean but if I was looking for a girlfriend, clubs are probobly the last place I'd be looking into. Theres a chance no doubt but it's better if you find your girlfriend in a sober/normal way if you ask me.

The club I was at was where all the frat/sorority people hang out and since yesterday was their finals they were all completly shitfaced

 

[MasterBates]

damn straight it does

ok. ill tell you how to get the girl, MasterBates. you gotta be resourceful. reach into your pocket, and pull out 2 $20 dollar notes. give one to the DJ, and the bartender, they both gotta be in on it. What you have to do is breathe in, out, in, out, and pretend you are Travolta. in, out, in, out, you ARE Travolta. then open your eyes, do the Saturday Night Fever pose, and at that exact moment, the DJ has to start playing "Staying Alive" and put a spotlight on you - then, you gotta strut towards the girl (dont worry mang, the crowd will OPEN for you), and as youre strutting, do a little twirl next to the bar, and at that exact moment, scoop up the drink that the bartender slid all the way down the bar to you. keep dancing towards her, stop, and then start doing your saturday night fever pointing at your crotch and the ceiling routine - DONT look over your shoulder, your backup dancers are all there doing it with you, its alright - and by then, the girl will be putty in your hands, and you can lay down the Ultimate Pickup Line...sidle up to her, still bopping, and say "Gidday! me names Golden!" in a sort of nasal, high pitched, JerseyArt sort of voice - and youre set, bor. fuckin set.

I have no doubt that would work, no joke even though its really whole lot of too much in freaky weird kind of way but I could make it work

I would just never do that though

 

[MasterBates]

Bro, it doesn't matter if you didn't drink enough. If a girl is interested in you, then you have to get on it fast. There is too many cockblocks in the world.

Remember this my young horny friend.........


He who hesitates.....masterbates (repeat this 10 times every morning and 10 times every night)

note: I give this advice to all the youngsters, but this is funny bc his name is MasterBates..get it? ha ha Oh screw you guys

it's true

 

[CrazyK]

I don't approach, I get approached.

 

[BradG]

"I'd like a jameson and coke, please."

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you people better stop taking me seriously before i slap all 3 of you with the same swing

 

[MasterBates]

dude, it wasnt a bad idea, totaly doable

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dude, it wasnt a bad idea, totaly doable

you smoke weed when you surf EF, dont you?

bor go up and say hello ffs! if she puts her guard up (for whatever reason...whether its a defense mechanism when she gets put on the spot, or she thinks youre sleazy, or whatever) just say that you rarely chat to people in clubs because its loud/sleazy/drunk, but you saw her, she looked really nice, and you didnt want her to slip out of your life before you even said hi. then continue the convo. if you come across as being genuine, theres your connection, keep chatting to her over the course of a few days or whatever, then meet up for icecream and a chat.

lol cant believe you took the Staying Alive suggestion seriously lllloooooooolllllll

 

[MasterBates]

dude, it could totally work, when you go trhough all that shit, something good is bound to happen.