What are your favourite quotes?

[seizer]

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[JayC9]

What do atheists scream when they orgasm? - Hicks

 

[pintoca]

"geigher than a turtle" RADAR

 

[CipherLock]

'Whazzzzz up?" - Budweiser

 

[PICK3]

Shelly Long in Cheers was entered into a Boston bartender's beauty contest which she protested as sexist.

When she learned the local media would be there she said something like, "entering "this contest would be an excellent forum for him".

 

[dahamn]

Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!-Homer Simpson


Dave

 

[stfuhr]

RICE CAKES - I've been setting my drinks on these! - Homer S.