What Are Your Favorite PRANKs to Do?

[biteme]

My dad picked up the phone to order a pizza in his country hick voice. I had picked up the phone just before him. I said, "Pizza Inn may I take your order?" I let him go on for a few minutes, this is how long it took him to order a sausauge and mushroom. When he was finished, I said, "Sir would you like me to take a shit on that for you?". Priceless, fucking priceless. He was so confused. He hung up the phone, and started calling out for my mom, "Larse(her name is Dolores, but that's the best he can do), I think them people at Pizza inn have done gond crazy".

 

[oeffler]

Right before I leave a bar, I put 3 or 4 songs worth of money in the juke box and play the same song over and over.

I ususally do "The End" by the Doors cuz its around 12-14 minutes long.

Trust me, its like cruel and unusual punishment listening to "The End" for 1 hour strait - but it always makes me laugh thinking about all those people suffering throught that song over and over again.

 

[HaroldSparrow]

I like to drill a little hole in the top of an elevator and then sit on top of it all day and crap on the people inside.