What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[ksharp01]

there is NO nice way

best to keep that thought to yourself

 

[javaguru]

what about these women I see downtown in tight tank tops w/ fat rolls hanging out? Do they think they look good? I need to inform them they should not be wearing it?

De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt....fat acceptance movement...

 

[jerkbox]

vomit upon seeing them

 

[cindylou]

a nice way?

A gift.

those huge nasty granny panties with the control top girddle. lol

 

[jack sparrow]

Don't say anything...just go get a thinner chick.

 

[javaguru]

Ask them if they gained some weight since you last saw them....they won't eat for three days....lollloollollollllol.

 

[jnevin]

Give her a copy of the Karen Carpenter story and just shrug.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I love the "big boned" theory. Someone show me a fat skeleton, please.

Come look in my pants and I'll show you a big bone





r

 

[alien amp pharm]

A similar thread was made previous and I don't know who said it, but someone said,

"Start mooooing when she walks into the room"


LMAO!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Come look in my pants and I'll show you a big bone

Pelvic?