What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[the_clockwork]

Come on ladies, what have you heard?

Guys, what have you said?

 

[the_clockwork]

Oh look it's an eclipse.. oh wait it's just jenny over there blocking out the sun!

 

[digimon7068]

from my experience. . .fat people already know they're fat. . .even if they're blind. . .

 

[the_clockwork]

from my experience. . .fat people already know they're fat. . .even if they're blind. . .

what about these women I see downtown in tight tank tops w/ fat rolls hanging out? Do they think they look good? I need to inform them they should not be wearing it?

 

[manny78]

Bitch you're fat.

 

[Scotsman]

There's no "nice" way to go about it. So the frontal assault is generally best.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

Just randomly spray them with water, and when they ask you what you're doing, just tell them you don't want them to dry out and die since they beached themself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I love the "big boned" theory. Someone show me a fat skeleton, please.

 

[cindylou]

Just randomly spray them with water, and when they ask you what you're doing, just tell them you don't want them to dry out and die since they beached themself.

LOL!! Ohmyfuckinglol!

 

[digimon7068]

what about these women I see downtown in tight tank tops w/ fat rolls hanging out? Do they think they look good? I need to inform them they should not be wearing it?

you know. . .you have a point there. . .i've often wonder wtf is up with that. . .if you have a gut, why the fuck would you wear low-waisted pants and a belly shirt??