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that's usually what men do when they realize i'm way out of their league. *winkKillahBee said:
What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??
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Razorguns said:I deal with it easily - i just make bitches talk to ME instead. cuz i'm worth it dammit!
How does one MAKE a woman talk to them?... I mean, other than behaving like a total douchebag prompting her to say, "Fuck off, asshole."...?
Just saying.
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1.) "I wuold never cheat on you."
2.) "He and I are only friends"
3.) "I have just been real busy the past 6 months to call you"
4.) "I think about you all the time."
should read "I think about you, and chris and brandon, and johny.............. all the time."
5.) "I dont want to get pregnant"
6.) "I do"
after the preacher asks if you will love cherrish honor be faithful forever and ever till death etc.
7.) "I have a headache"
8.) And just about 80% of everything else that comes out of their mouthes when its opened. LOL! <---j/k
I could go on infinitley! LOL!
2.) "He and I are only friends"
3.) "I have just been real busy the past 6 months to call you"
4.) "I think about you all the time."
should read "I think about you, and chris and brandon, and johny.............. all the time."
5.) "I dont want to get pregnant"
6.) "I do"
after the preacher asks if you will love cherrish honor be faithful forever and ever till death etc.
7.) "I have a headache"
8.) And just about 80% of everything else that comes out of their mouthes when its opened. LOL! <---j/k
I could go on infinitley! LOL!
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KillahBee said:
OK so what you are saying is that a man has ZERO control over his behavior?
"I am sorry officer, but I just had to grab that bitches tits. Come on, she was BEGGING FOR IT! Look at them... THEY ARE ENORMOUS and shit, her blouse was all sorta undone exposing that hot lacy brasiere. SHE WAS SCREAMING FOR ME TO GRAB THEM!!! DAMMIT!"
Let's all wear burkkhas.... yup those muslim brothers have the right idea!
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See, I just dont understand the male mind. You guys say dumb shit that BEGS for us to lie to you, but then you blame it on us. LOL
But there are some of us that STILL resist the urge. Case in point:
A dood that I was seeing back in the day out of the blue makes the comment, "ALL the women that I have slept with since I ended my marriage have said that I was THE BEST lover that they had ever had."
Mind you, this comment came from a man who rarely got me off...
I said, "So how bout those Yankees."
But there are some of us that STILL resist the urge. Case in point:
A dood that I was seeing back in the day out of the blue makes the comment, "ALL the women that I have slept with since I ended my marriage have said that I was THE BEST lover that they had ever had."
Mind you, this comment came from a man who rarely got me off...
I said, "So how bout those Yankees."
When I was younger... before I married and then divorced I used some lies to escape a situation... Bathroom... oh my friend is waiting for me, etc...
After I divorced I became very honest, and no bullshit! Some guy approached me in a club and i'm not interested, I told him I wasn't interested. If they tried some corny pick up line that I thought was just amusing I would tell straight up.
After I divorced I became very honest, and no bullshit! Some guy approached me in a club and i'm not interested, I told him I wasn't interested. If they tried some corny pick up line that I thought was just amusing I would tell straight up.
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Frisky said:
whats even worse is when you are on the damn dance floor with your SO and some other random drunk mudda comes up to you and tries dancing all over you. Remember that Frisk??? lol
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feisty11975 said:
Maybe ya'll should just avoid the clubs that Razorguns goes to.
clearly, decades agoFrisky said:
....ok, continue
