What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[PBR]

the word "friend" when used in any way shape or form by a girl is translated into the english language for a "Man/Male"....

ie: "iam meeting a [friend] for lunch today at work"....

 

[Sub-Zero]

"do you think shes hot"

=compliment me god damnit or ill throw a scene

 

[Mikus]

Personally, I use the "I've got to go to the ladies room" excuse countless times to ditch men who wouldn't stop talking to me. I have disovered though that some men these days will actually follow you and stand outside the ladies room door and wait for you to come out.

You know what really sucks? living in a small town where there is no chance you can just sneak out and never see that person again. the one time i tried that (and yes, i'm a guy) i ended up seeing her a few days later at the bar. boy, was that awkward

 

[alien amp pharm]

I agree with the "He is just a friend" or "Eewww I'd never date him in a million years He's not my type" line.

and another classic, "I have no feelings for him anymore. He is such a jerk and he cheated on me. I'd never go back to him"

 

[SoKlueles]

somehow i knew aap would be in this thread

 

[H_T_]

i love you. (i don't love you, but have to try and justify all of this no strings sex we've been having)

 

[Gymgurl]

come on baby you know I luv ya

 

[Sub-Zero]

"i love you with all my fuckign heart and id never lie to you about anything ever, i want to be with you for the rest of my life"

=

"im a fucking bitch, and i really wanna fuck your friends, my dad, and brother, and a couple moms and then 2 more other guys at once"

 

[H_T_]

come on baby you know I luv ya

then give to me much of yours karmage.

 

[habitualhealth]

I think we do it to actually try and spare people's feelings, though.

i'm never nice when i'm in a club. i get annoyed so quickly.

could be cuz i'm not fond of clubs anyway....so when some schlub bothers me in them....wait, i do that in the gym too....


....and in the grocery store....


......and on EF....