What are some good openers with women

[Lao Tzu]

Just tell her that you think the extra wieight she's put on looks good on her.

Or tell her that you like the new frizzy look of her hair.

Or tell her that she looks better with more makeup on.

Or tell her that those jeans make her butt look fuller.

Or tell her that she'd look better as a haircolorshedoesnthavenow

A line i've had great success with is 'I can do better but no pretty girls are around.'

 

[Forge]

A line i've had great success with is 'I can do better but no pretty girls are around.'

How about:

"Hi, my name is Milk, and I can do your body good."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? "

 

[Bullit]

In my experience chicks fuckin love this one:

 

[Dougly]

Sup baby?
Want some coke?

 

[biteme]

"HI, my name is Lao. I'm not Asian but I've adopted an Asian name because I like their philosophy on life. I was just noticing you from across the room and I gotta tell you, you've got a nice set of tits there and a great smile to boot. How's bout' you and me going somewhere and I will insert my penis into your vagina and make you scream with delight?"

 

[jh1]

Sup baby?
Want some coke?

I got an 8-ball in my pocket.. do you and your friend want to have some fun?

 

[Dougly]

I got an 8-ball in my pocket.. do you and your friend want to have some fun?

Never fails.

 

[Robert Jan]

Ask her if she wants to come over to your place, and have sex with you

 

[Dial_tone]

nice shoes.........wanna fuck?

 

[Sebby]

Yeah Nathan, if you've got this figured out, how about posting a pic of your supermodel girlfriend.