What are some good openers with women

[jerseyart]

Whatever you do make sure SK isn't around

She is a major cock blocker

 

[SoKlueles]

Whatever you do make sure SK isn't around

She is a major cock blocker

well.....nm im not gonna be mean

 

[jerseyart]

well.....nm im not gonna be mean

Good thing for you that you didn't

Otherwise your quest to find the perfect penis would have gone unfulfilled. This way I might still show it to you one day

 

[SoKlueles]

Good thing for you that you didn't

Otherwise your quest to find the perfect penis would have gone unfulfilled. This way I might still show it to you one day

lol sure sure sure, u like my sig? u think it will help the ladies chase u??

 

[jerseyart]

It makes me sound dangerous.

I think the honies will be beating down the door babe

 

[SoKlueles]

It makes me sound dangerous.

I think the honies will be beating down the door babe

well we can only hope so then i can get out my superklueles strengths of cockblocking

 

[Lestat]

This is the best ever:

YOU: <standing in a club>
HER: <walks near you>
YOU: "Want to dance?"
HER: "no"
YOU: "get the fuck away from me then"

 

[Razorguns]

ouch!!! hahaha.

mine:

"Hey, what's up?"

 

[jerkbox]

This is the best ever:

YOU: <standing in a club>
HER: <walks near you>
YOU: "Want to dance?"
HER: "no"
YOU: "get the fuck away from me then"

lmao

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Just be casual, and like season 7445 said, try to say something light and funny for an opener; something that the both of you can relate to or what's going on around you. For instance, make a light joke about something that might have happened during class when you're walking out by one of these girls.

The trick is to keep it natural, and to avoid making her think you are hitting on her(which she will know once you get her phone #).