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What are porno hugs?
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broonzy
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Oh, I thought it might be something more specific.
needtogetarmy
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It's what Old Grump asks for but she never gives...
chris302001
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does it involve bare breasts and baby oil?
Strongbow
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What the HELL are you reading GIRL TALK for????
broonzy
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LOL, I was wondering when someone was going to ask that. Actually the way I saw it was because I always refresh my screen by hitting "New Posts". That displays the latest posts in ALL forums. So I usually just see the title of the thread and don't notice which forum it's in.
Strongbow
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Yea I hear you. I guess a piss poor excuse is better than none at all. You were trying to get in touch with your femanine side dude, I'm sure all the bros will understand.
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Strongbow
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+1. Lol
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Pretty much.... *sigh*
Sometimes people just want to be hugged. Can't you work up a safe word with him? Maybe tell him that when you say, in advance, "I need a real hug" means that you just want to be hugged without any of the sexual stuff?
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Thats all I really ever want is just a hug, one that says I care.
Can't you work up a safe word with him? Maybe tell him that when you say, in advance, "I need a real hug" means that you just want to be hugged without any of the sexual stuff?
you mean like making the bed???
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Can't you work up a safe word with him? Maybe tell him that when you say, in advance, "I need a real hug" means that you just want to be hugged without any of the sexual stuff?
We do... LOL When I see him coming at me (which is often - not complaining about that I LOVE physical contact) and I see him "winding up" for a pornohug I say, "Let's stop and think a moment. When was the last time you actually got a POSITIVE response from your wife? Let us go back to THAT moment and reproduce THAT approach."
(I'm not kidding. The scene is EXACTLY like that.)
Yea, we are wierd.
Which reminds of another one of his hugs... the "sneak-up". It usually yields a chuckling result, that is, if it doesn't scare the crap outta me.
Grumpy Old Man
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I hope that you have finally stopped holding your breath waiting for me to do that...
As for the pornohugs. WHY do you like them so much? Is it because you ENJOY fukking w/me for not making the bed?
Do you ever give normal, nurturing type hugs that don't make her feel like a sex object? Sometimes women need to be cuddled and nurtured without it being a sexual thing.
As for making the bed, what's the big deal, why don't you do it together? She does her side, you do yours, that's how hubby and I do it.
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I have *a thing* about not making the bed... that is all. 
I will be happy with 1/2 non-sexual hugs (those are the ones that generally lead to sex but of course, my 58 year old husband hasn't figured that out yet), 1/4 pornohugs and 1/4 sneak-ups.
I will be happy with 1/2 non-sexual hugs (those are the ones that generally lead to sex but of course, my 58 year old husband hasn't figured that out yet), 1/4 pornohugs and 1/4 sneak-ups.
Grumpy Old Man
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I give her real hugs, but I like the boobage and assage touching, Was good for me!
And she doesn't make ANY side of the bed, just keeps all the covers stuck between her legs in a wad like crotch covers.
(she is a sex object)
I never used to make the bed either, but I used to keep my bedroom door closed when my son was little. Now my son is out of the house and if I don't make the bed the cats are over my sheets, so the choice is jerk up the covers and make it nice or wake up covered in cat fur.I have *a thing* about not making the bed... that is all.
I will be happy with 1/2 non-sexual hugs (those are the ones that generally lead to sex but of course, my 58 year old husband hasn't figured that out yet), 1/4 pornohugs and 1/4 sneak-ups.
As for the hug thing, I don't get that, but I'm married to a cuddler (he comes home from work and just wants to be hugged for a while) so I don't know what to tell you other than negotiate it, a person deserves non-sexual nurturing time.
I've seriously consider some sort of jingle bell necklace for bf due to this same type of hug, it usually ends up with me over salting the food since he has the ability to always do it while I cook
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Old man... you are SUCH a bobo.
Muslemom, my husband is an odd sort and I absolutely LOVE most of the oddness, just the porno-thing is a little bit over the top... even for me!
Grumpy Old Man
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Old man... you are SUCH a bobo.
Muslemom, my husband is an odd sort and I absolutely LOVE most of the oddness, just the porno-thing is a little bit over the top... even for me!
Then you should give it up more often!
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*sigh*
chris302001
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Eliteandy in 3.......2........1........
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I've seriously consider some sort of jingle bell necklace for bf due to this same type of hug, it usually ends up with me over salting the food since he has the ability to always do it while I cook
Your post reminds me of a funny story: a coupla years back I was at a loss as to what I should gift my sister for a christmas present. We settled on an adorable work of art affectionately dubbed "the coochie caller" or "the nookie pillow". It was a small rattle of sorts. The artist shared with us the story of when she first came up with the notion (she dubbed them dream pillows) her 80 some-odd-year old mother-in-law said, "Oh you mean it's like a coochie caller? I just shake it to let my man know that I am in the mood?"
I near rolled over dying with laughter.... I passed that humor on to my sister.
Your post reminds me of a pillow I saw that says "tonight" and "Not tonight" on each side.... I just might buy one and then another decoy one that says "tonight" on both sides
Grumpy Old Man
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Your post reminds me of a pillow I saw that says "tonight" and "Not tonight" on each side.... I just might buy one and then another decoy one that says "tonight" on both sides
You been talking to my wife? Damn, I am too old for this much work, NAH
I like porno hugs
broonzy
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LOL Now every place where we go the topic of "porno hugs" comes up!
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