what are NO-no's for you when screening a date

[OMEGA]

me:

1)don't date girls with tatoos, not even one

2)never date a girl who has been a groupie or has groupie tendencies

3) no use of vulgarity as standard discussion ( a shit here or there is fine)

4) use polite gentleman manners if they do not respond, then you know

5) they have to love there parents and or family


thats about it

 

[hotzie]

no penis .....thats about it

 

[Basic_wonder]

If they cling to me its a no go, clingers are so annoying ....

 

[biteme]

If they bitch, whine and complain
bad breath. One time can be excused. Twice in a row forget it.
If they have a bumper sticker that says "Princess"

Bad teeth. Get them fixed

 

[PBR]

if they have a restraining order....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if they have been with someone i know

if i get the impression they like what i do more than they like me

if they weigh more than me

if they might ever weigh more than me

if they can pluck fish out of a river with their toes

if they have ever hit a man

if they are over 18 years old (lol that was for qt )

if i feel like there is a pillow around my face when i imagine spending a day in a room with them

you know i could go on all day lol

 

[strangebrew]

My biggest problem was club/bar hoppers. I can't stand that life and have no desire to be around anyone who lives it.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Never get your pussy and your pay check in the same location.

Never date a girl who has an ex that commited suicide.

 

[biteme]

My biggest problem was club/bar hoppers. I can't stand that life and have no desire to be around anyone who lives it.

Yep.

 

[SVT-TROY]

If she's fat or has a dick, she's out.

 

[PBR]

My biggest problem was club/bar hoppers. I can't stand that life and have no desire to be around anyone who lives it.

and if they are taking cell phone calls every 5 minutes....that pisses me off to no end...

 

[Sub-Zero]

no penis .....thats about it

same.

i love clingers

 

[Lestat]

no penis .....thats about it

LOL!

that's not one of perkele's rules

 

[n0th1ng]

1) they use drugs.
2) they smoke.
3) if they have cheated on a significant other.
4) they are materialistic
5) I also like to meet their parents, especially their mom, so I can get an idea of what they are going to look like in the future. (This is the best advice my dad ever gave me.)

 

[SVT-TROY]

and if they are taking cell phone calls every 5 minutes....that pisses me off to no end...

I haven't met a girl that can't stay of her cell phone.

 

[SVT-TROY]

My biggest problem was club/bar hoppers. I can't stand that life and have no desire to be around anyone who lives it.

Looks like we all have the same bitch (the noun, not the adj.) This, I believe, is a fact; Women that are in a relationship, that go to the club every weekend or more, are flat out the non-faithful type. They have the "look at me, look at me, every guy look at me", and the "I hate that girl, she's a slut" attitude.

 

[SVT-TROY]

5) I also like to meet their parents, especially their mom, so I can get an idea of what they are going to look like in the future. (This is the best advice my dad ever gave me.)

That is so true, not just with looks. My ex's father was a chronic liar and her mother slept with a different guy every week, and my ex is a lieing slut.

 

[Spanky11]

if they don't give blow jobs, or cannot do them properly.

I mean we are in the the year 2005, there is no excuse for a bad bj these days.

 

[Raina]

Electronic ankle moniters
Wedding rings
Breathe that implies that a rat climbed in their mouth and rotted
Jacked up teeth
Not being in my gang

 

[KillahBee]

I prefer mutes
virgins are great, so are raging whores
fugged up feet are a no-no
I like sharp teeth

pretty much my perfect woman is Nell

 

[Zebo]

I haven't met a girl that can't stay of her cell phone.

#1

 

[Lumberg]

Must Love Dogs.

 

[Becoming]

pretty much my perfect woman is Nell

carter?

 

[KillahBee]

carter?

yes, but I was referring to the other Nell, the tard mute animal fuck chick in the woods.

 

[Becoming]

yes, but I was referring to the other Nell, the tard mute animal fuck chick in the woods.

ah... never seen that one... must be a skinamax classic...

have you ever seen boxing helena? about banging an armless legless chick you keep in a box. hot.

 

[nycgirl]

A "man" that cannot think for himself because he is still attached to his mother via an invisible umbilical chord that is choking the life out of him.

 

[Mr. dB]

No smoking!

 

[KillahBee]

ah... never seen that one... must be a skinamax classic...

have you ever seen boxing helena? about banging an armless legless chick you keep in a box. hot.

seen it? nigga, I live it!

 

[Becoming]

seen it? nigga, I live it!

how bout that "secretary" one?

 

[KillahBee]

how bout that "secretary" one?

oh I have seen it. very very good film.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

doesnt like anal
no tits
religous
needs to be taken care of
materialistic
gossipy
thinks she would be a good psychiatrist
too fat
bad personal hygeine
sexually close minded

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Deal breakers for me include but are not limited to:

1) Back hair or any excess hair really for the love of god wax it.
2) Must be able to bench, squat and deadlift more then me.
3) Mama’s boy tendencies.
4) Must be taller then me by at least an inch.
5) Must have common sense it is seriously shocking how many people have none.
6) Must not smoke.

 

[tiger88]

i could honestly give a fuck since i prolly have more baggage then them

1. hot
2. fun
3. sluty


thats it ....fuck her views or who she has banged or if she has 5 tats or smokes (i ve dated alot of smokers no biggie imo)

 

[Tweakle]

does a fine coating of downy golden fuzz count as backhair?

you know how discriminating I am when it comes to dating

Deal breakers for me include but are not limited to:

1) Back hair or any excess hair really for the love of god wax it.
2) Must be able to bench, squat and deadlift more then me.
3) Mama’s boy tendencies.
4) Must be taller then me by at least an inch.
5) Must have common sense it is seriously shocking how many people have none.
6) Must not smoke.

 

[NJjuice22]

1. bitchy attitude
2. club addict
3. flat ass ( most important probably)

 

[Sub-Zero]

A "man" that cannot think for himself because he is still attached to his mother via an invisible umbilical chord that is choking the life out of him.

lol! whose like that?

 

[nycgirl]

lol! whose like that?

my ex-boyfriend.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Deal breakers for me include but are not limited to:

1) Back hair or any excess hair really for the love of god wax it.


4) Must be taller then me by at least an inch.
.

would u be willing to wax someone's back hair for them? or would they have to go home to their mom to get it done, or go someplace professionally...

and how tall are u?

 

[Sub-Zero]

my ex-boyfriend.

want me to beat his ass?

 

[nycgirl]

want me to beat his ass?

Thank you.

No need. I have definitely moved on.

 

[Forge]

1. No smoking, turns me off instantly
2. Must at least like exercise and want to stay in good shape and health
3. no bar/club addicts (seems like alot of us feel this way)
4. must be interesting to talk to, I like a personality in a woman
5. no drugs
6. can't be too clingy, I like a woman with self esteem and her own interests in life

 

[ass_face]

1. No smoking, turns me off instantly
2. Must at least like exercise and want to stay in good shape and health
3. no bar/club addicts (seems like alot of us feel this way)
4. must be interesting to talk to, I like a personality in a woman
5. no drugs
6. can't be too clingy, I like a woman with self esteem and her own interests in life

Perfect... I added a few:

7. Make her own money.
8. Have a twin sister that is a slut.
9. Own her own brewery.
10. Have very good injection technique.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Physically, If I like what I see, then the only criteria I have is this:

Not Stupid

You would be surpised how many women cannot meet that requirement. Good thing I'm married mow.


Bluesman

 

[-SD-]

Deal breakers for me include but are not limited to:

1) Back hair or any excess hair really for the love of god wax it.
2) Must be able to bench, squat and deadlift more then me.
3) Mama’s boy tendencies.
4) Must be taller then me by at least an inch.
5) Must have common sense it is seriously shocking how many people have none.
6) Must not smoke.

From the looks of your avantgar, #2 might be a problem.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

From the looks of your avantgar, #2 might be a problem.

If it is then he wouldn't be my type at all. I am not that strong max bench is 135, max squat 185, max DL 245.

 

[EnderJE]

Never date a girl who has an ex that commited suicide.

Are you kidding?! They're the BEST!