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Lao Tzu
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There i was stocking boxes at the store, when this lady in a wheelchair comes up to me and say
'i lost my dog, can you help me find him'
So i retorted 'you lying bitch, i bet you don't even have a dog'
she said 'why would you say that?'
I said 'If you weren't a liar, a thief, or an all around bad person god wouldn't have felt it necessary to break your spine and put you in a wheelchair.'
She retorted angrily 'i lost my legs in a car accident'
i, naturally retored 'whatever liar. I don't trust anything you say. you're probably worse than a liar, you'd have to be for jesus to break your back. I bet you're a whore too. Whore, stupid filthy whore'
Then some liberals came by and saw me yelling 'whore' at some woman in a wheelchair. They got mad, but luckily i took a self defense class at the YMCA. i had my plastic whistle around my neck and I blew it. The cops showed up 14 minutes later and helped me find my teeth. Doing the lords work isn't easy, but hopefully some other liberal will realize that you can't go through life without taking responsibility for yourself. That bitch broke her own legs, now she wants me to feel sorry for her. Fuck you.
'i lost my dog, can you help me find him'
So i retorted 'you lying bitch, i bet you don't even have a dog'
she said 'why would you say that?'
I said 'If you weren't a liar, a thief, or an all around bad person god wouldn't have felt it necessary to break your spine and put you in a wheelchair.'
She retorted angrily 'i lost my legs in a car accident'
i, naturally retored 'whatever liar. I don't trust anything you say. you're probably worse than a liar, you'd have to be for jesus to break your back. I bet you're a whore too. Whore, stupid filthy whore'
Then some liberals came by and saw me yelling 'whore' at some woman in a wheelchair. They got mad, but luckily i took a self defense class at the YMCA. i had my plastic whistle around my neck and I blew it. The cops showed up 14 minutes later and helped me find my teeth. Doing the lords work isn't easy, but hopefully some other liberal will realize that you can't go through life without taking responsibility for yourself. That bitch broke her own legs, now she wants me to feel sorry for her. Fuck you.
