what a douche

[Sub-Zero]

so i made myself a anpb on banana snack, and my dad made the gayest face of all time and goes "that looks like it has alot of calories"

and im like, im glad you think it looks like that.

i wanted to own him so bad and say "not as much as a mcdonalds breakfast" (he tried to tell me mcdonalds breakfasts were healthy onetime) but hes such a baby hed probably start crying and devorce my mom and move away

 

[-SD-]

sounds like thats a hell of a relationship youve got there with your pops.

 

[tiger88]

your dad calls u fat alot still? that sucks

u got quite the fucked family

if i fucked ur mom would u call me dad?

 

[BileStew]

so i made myself a anpb on banana snack, and my dad made the gayest face of all time and goes "that looks like it has alot of calories"

and im like, im glad you think it looks like that.

i wanted to own him so bad and say "not as much as a mcdonalds breakfast" (he tried to tell me mcdonalds breakfasts were healthy onetime) but hes such a baby id probably start crying and devorce my mom and move away

Shit, while you're at it, why not go and tell Mom she looks fat in her clothes too?

 

[jenscats5]

Mmmmmmmmmm, ANPB on a 'naner.... Mmmmmmmmmm

 

[hamstershaver]

he should of beat your ass

 

[Sub-Zero]

your dad calls u fat alot still? that sucks

u got quite the fucked family

if i fucked ur mom would u call me dad?

he doesnt really call me fat alot, he only did it once, he just comments on my food and then goes and stuffs his face with mcdonalds or a desert.

hes not ab usive anothing, other than being annoying and a hypocrate hes a good guy

 

[Sub-Zero]

he should of beat your ass

if i didn tcare about him i could kick his ass easily.

but i bet if he hit me id stop caring about him real fast. my mom once slapped me cause i decided to not listen to her yell one time and told her to shut up, and i told her unless she wants to get hurt she better not touch me again, thjat made her madder

 

[wootoom]

i eat mcdonalds everyday. just the fries though cause they are the only thing healhty there

 

[Sub-Zero]

i eat mcdonalds everyday. just the fries though cause they are the only thing healhty there

i eat the icecream cause the milk and grenola has protein

 

[wootoom]

well ya but Fries is where it is the deepfried food give it so much more nutrients

 

[Mr. dB]

Mmmmmmmmmm, ANPB on a 'naner.... Mmmmmmmmmm

Haha, she said " 'naner"

Other than that quibble, I agree. Peanut butter on a banana is the snack of the gods.

 

[Whiskey]

^^^^^word

Whiskey

 

[BrothaBill]

i eat mcdonalds everyday. just the fries though cause they are the only thing healhty there

french fries arent healthy wootoom

 

[wootoom]

french fries arent healthy wootoom

what??? there not?? shit.

 

[BrothaBill]

what??? there not?? shit.

Well not exactly sure, thats just what Jared from Subway told me

 

[wootoom]

jared must be eating to much subway hes getting fat again

 

[BrothaBill]

jared must be eating to much subway hes getting fat again

He's just fat on the inside

Subway Pitchman Still Fat on the Inside
Millford, CT —After loosing an unprecedented 235 pounds, Jared “Subway” Fogle, made the shocking revelation yesterday that he is "still fat on the inside."

Fogle made the startling announcement at a packed press conference that included his family, devoted followers and celebrity girlfriend Natalie Portman. “I can no longer live this lie,” Fogle said to the hushed crowd. “Even after all the pounds, the beach parties, the women, I must face up to the ugly truth that within me still beats the heart of a big fat, tub o' lard,” continued Fogle, crying into a delicious Stuffed Turkey Supreme™.

Fogle first gained fame as the man who claimed he went from 425 to 190 pounds eating two Subway sandwiches every day for a year. Since then, Jared’s remarkable weight loss has been at the forefront of Subway’s most successful ad campaign, the diet trend of the millennium.

 

[CFZB]

I thought this thread was about 75th or Mr.Plunky or perhaps DJ UFO...

 

[BrothaBill]

I thought this thread was about 75th or Mr.Plunky or perhaps DJ UFO...

none of whom are in the Order of the Masked I might add

 

[CFZB]

none of whom are in the Order of the Masked I might add

Indeed....

 

[jenscats5]

Haha, she said " 'naner"

Other than that quibble, I agree. Peanut butter on a banana is the snack of the gods.

Damn good stuff!!

Crap!! Don't have any 'naners........

 

[Sub-Zero]

Damn good stuff!!

Crap!! Don't have any 'naners........

i agree, it tastes amazing, but looks gross. my mom says it looks like assrape

 

[seizer]

is he your step dad or real dad? i know step parent can be like that, i have two of em.

 

[Devastation]

grounded

 

[Mr. dB]

i agree, it tastes amazing, but looks gross. my mom says it looks like assrape

Gag!

You mean you just spread the peanut butter on the whole banana? That would look like assrape.

I always cut the banana in half and spread the pb on the cut surface, then re-assemble, like a sandwich.

 

[Sub-Zero]

is he your step dad or real dad? i know step parent can be like that, i have two of em.

real

 

[Sub-Zero]

Gag!

You mean you just spread the peanut butter on the whole banana? That would look like assrape.

I always cut the banana in half and spread the pb on the cut surface, then re-assemble, like a sandwich.

thats a good idea man, ill try that next time