Went to a Prostitute

[SpyWizard]

Went to see this prostitute and after we agreed upon what i wanted and paid her, i put on a condom, and started putting cotton in my ears and up my nose..

she says to me.." why do you need that cotton in your nose and your ears"


I said, "because i can't stand the sound of screaming women, and the smell of burning rubber"

true story..

 

[AAP]

you left out "smell of".

 

[stilleto]

what sound does burning rubber make?

 

[SpyWizard]

you left out "smell of".

love you...

 

[SpyWizard]

what sound does burning rubber make?

see, that's what's great about this place.. the love..

 

[Raptorex]

was she pretty?

 

[bw1]

what sound does burning rubber make?

like you don't know

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

there is this hooker I have been eyeing for a while. I am about to pull the trigger. I hate it when some guy is standing around there appartment. paying for sex in states everyone is so up tight including the whores

 

[stilleto]

like you don't know

it's a slow sizzle.

but why would spywizard put cotton in his ears? is the sizzle sound really that bad?

 

[SpyWizard]

it's a slow sizzle.

but why would spywizard put cotton in his ears? is the sizzle sound really that bad?

(the sound of screaming women) get it??

 

[stilleto]

(the sound of screaming women) get it??

you wanted the sound of screaming women to drown out the sound of burning rubber?
were they going to be screaming because you put cotton in your ears?

 

[Wulfgar]

I approve of prostitution

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

this chic doesnt post facial photos or prices or services but look at those fucking tits!

 

[SpyWizard]

you wanted the sound of screaming women to drown out the sound of burning rubber?
were they going to be screaming because you put cotton in your ears?

I know you are messin with me.. but that's ok, the point was to make you smile..

I hate the Sound of screaming women (cotton in the ears helps)

I hate the Smell of Burning rubber (cotton in the nose)



It's funnier if i have to explain it..

 

[Wulfgar]

this chic doesnt post facial photos or prices or services but look at those fucking tits!

Id hit it
send over her number

 

[SpyWizard]

this chic doesnt post facial photos or prices or services but look at those fucking tits!

Is that a penis?? or a big clit??

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Id hit it
send over her number

check your karma

she is 25 btw

 

[KillahBee]

what state, deadnigger?

I'd make her do some terrible things to herself and me

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

what state, deadnigger?

I'd make her do some terrible things to herself and me

I will be in chandler, AZ soon. countrywide has a big corp branch call center there.

I am scoping out hookers in Arizona

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/ers/472228018.html

 

[KillahBee]

I don't trust cl anymore. Seen some bs on there. Is she incall only?

 

[Wulfgar]

got the number...I am going to scottsdale next month
Ill give her a shot and report back

 

[KillahBee]

got the number...I am going to scottsdale next month
Ill give her a shot and report back

I'll be there Friday

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ trickcon 2008

 

[Wulfgar]

Last girls I had were these 2

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ers/472249409.html
good deal

 

[Wulfgar]

I'll be there Friday

I am sure she would be down for some DP action

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Last girls I had were these 2

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ers/472249409.html
good deal

how was it? costs?

 

[Wulfgar]

how was it? costs?

they were good
I got both of them 4 an hour... 450$ because I wanted their asses too.
hit some viag, came 2 times in about 45-50 min

I would do it again...

one was kind of a crack head, pupils were so dialated i thought she was a doll. the other girl was pretty sweet. great bodies on both of them

 

[KillahBee]

they were good
I got both of them 4 an hour... 450$ because I wanted their asses too.
hit some viag, came 2 times in about 45-50 min

I would do it again...

one was kind of a crack head, pupils were so dialated i thought she was a doll. the other girl was pretty sweet. great bodies on both of them

450 for 2??!!! were the pictures semi accurate? fuck that is cheap as fuck.

nigga gonna have ta call these tricks

 

[nimbus]

lol @ trickcon 2008

hahaha

 

[Wulfgar]

450 for 2??!!! were the pictures semi accurate? fuck that is cheap as fuck.

nigga gonna have ta call these tricks

yep
independants are generally cheaper than through a biz

the pics are just that...semi-accuate...but worth it..like i said..not the best i have ever paid for..but good for sure
esp if you like 2 girl @ a time

 

[Megalomaniac]

they were good
I got both of them 4 an hour... 450$ because I wanted their asses too.
hit some viag, came 2 times in about 45-50 min

I would do it again...

one was kind of a crack head, pupils were so dialated i thought she was a doll. the other girl was pretty sweet. great bodies on both of them

Holy shit you guys had me all hyped up about hookers in SD until I saw the price. You need to come visit me, I introduce you to hookers. Where I stay for 450 you could have 2 hotties full time for a month probably. That is cooking, cleaning, sex and all. America is over rated.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

link to the sd chics

 

[AAP]

$450?? Paying that much for two skanks is absurd.

Real men make the women pay them.

 

[Megalomaniac]

$450?? Paying that much for two skanks is absurd.

Real men make the women pay them.

what ever internet dude. I hope you enjoy your fantasy world before you at some point need to go back to reality.

 

[borris]

Holy shit you guys had me all hyped up about hookers in SD until I saw the price. You need to come visit me, I introduce you to hookers. Where I stay for 450 you could have 2 hotties full time for a month probably. That is cooking, cleaning, sex and all. America is over rated.

lol, where do you live???

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Me I love that sound. Makes it hard to hold out when your givin the business time. Business hours are open!

 

[Megalomaniac]

lol, where do you live???

Thailand and the PI for about 9 months out of the year.

 

[the_clockwork]

lol @ deadnigger

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Thailand and the PI for about 9 months out of the year.

where are at? I will be shortly