Well that's it, the FOREVER relationship has ended.

[alien amp pharm]

You and phatchik.......it's pre-ordained.

Didn't she move away?

Where is Lestat?...perhaps he could shed some enlightenment upon this thread.

I know what I need to be doing, it's just hard when I gave so much of myself to this girl even if it was in a short time.

 

[Dial_tone]

Didn't she move away?

Where is Lestat?...perhaps he could shed some enlightenment upon this thread.

I know what I need to be doing, it's just hard when I gave so much of myself to this girl even if it was in a short time.

She couldn't have moved far and Lestat is the LAST person you should be taking advice from about this, broski.

 

[mdd]

lets kick his ass

 

[alien amp pharm]

And I'm with Nature Boy, what finishing move did you do on her.. Tombstone neck breaker?

Sorry, I thought he meant sexual finishing move.

 

[from zero]

Sorry, I thought he meant sexual finishing move.

Nah. He didn't.

Did you do the Superfly Jimmy Snuka big splash off the top rope?

 

[supersizeme]

lol my bad. i don't know why i thought you were younger.

the last early 20s girl i dated was when i was 27. she was 23 and fresh out of college. she was beautiful and into me so i temporarily threw logic out the winder but still knew in the back of my mind that it was probably going to blow up like Kirstie Alley. she lived not too far from me here in dallas, but her job was in louisiana so she was out there most of the time and came home 2-3 weekends out of the month. about a month into dating her i came to the conclusion that she had a boyfriend that she worked with there in louisiana. a few times when we'd be together on the weekends, she'd actually talk to this guy on the phone with me while i was within ear shot and have one of those awkward conversations that she assumed i was oblivious to. this girl must've thought i was dumb as a stump not to put two and two together. i decided to treat the situation for what it was and have my fun with it, but after another month of it i called her out on it and told her we were done.

about a month after it ended, her boyfriend found a hard copy of an email exchange between us in her Jeep's glovebox giving her directions to my apartment and what i'm assuming was a gameplan for all the shit we were going to do to each other(this was some naked lover type shit i'm talkin, big perm) and he flipped out on her. apparently he was visiting her in dallas that weekend and flew back home immediately after finding the email. she called me up out of the blue that day telling me about this and saying stuff like "i just want to get drunk and forget about what happened today." any male with half a brain knows this is like a female cricket rubbing her legs together, so i went ahead and went out with her that night knowing what it was going to be. it was gratifying on multiple levels. i never talked to her again after that.

fairly typical early 20s female behavior. not that guys don't do some stupid shit, but when you're in your late 20s you run out of patience for it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have this extremely hot blonde a guy was trying to set me up with at the same time I met this girl. I want to persure her but at the same time I don't want it to be a rebound situation.

Your thoughts?

 

[supersizeme]

Just play it cool and propose to her over instant messenger. Make sure to include a rose smiley of some sort.

 

[Dial_tone]

I have this extremely hot blonde a guy was trying to set me up with at the same time I met this girl. I want to persure her but at the same time I don't want it to be a rebound situation.

Your thoughts?

go out with some other chick first so she's the rebound...then go for the hot blonde.

 

[AAP]

BRO this is simply not right.

Forward-Down-Forward High Punch

I mean come on. Also I don't want to nit-pick but, it's called the "spine rip." The whole skeleton doesn't come out, just the spinal cord with the head attached.

aap - next. sorry bud :/ you're in your early 20s so you're going to run into this. good that this ended now and not later.

Ain't that the troof?

Shit, what kind of fucking play is this?

Mortal Kombat Muthafucker!! Do? You? Play? It?

Pffft... pussy finger motherfucker, bet he normally picked Sonja to play with.

Maybe he should stick to less complicated games. Like Tetris.