well that wasn't disgusting at all

[KillahBee]

i'm crackin my eggs to make me some scrambled egg whites and -BOOM! - bloody egg. just a running, yolky, bloody dripping mess. all i could think was "hanger poked embryo".

fuck.

 

[stilleto]

pics?

 

[chris302001]

congrats on getting ur period bro.

 

[KillahBee]

pics?

literally too fucking gross to even think of pics. it's now sitting in my trash can like a prom night dumpster baby

 

[SpyWizard]

guess you'll be eating tuna for breakfast for a while.. or the egg from a carton.

 

[jestro]

I was doing some community service at a inpatient rehab kitchen. Cracking about 6+ dozen eggs into a big pot. After it was about halfway filled, bloody egg. I was seriously nauseated. I ask the super "wtf, how do I get this out?" He comes over with a whisk, beats it all in there and walks away. I got a second one later. I wanted to heave big chunks.

 

[ceo]

eat it you pussy.

 

[KillahBee]

poor dead chickies

 

[bruce9241]

Does this really happen? I've yet to see this. YOu should consider this a sign of good luck. It's like winning the lottery.

Anyways, I heard bloody eggs are good for raises testosterone to a whole new level.

 

[KillahBee]

oh cool!!!! it happened a-fucking-gain this morning. and on my 9th egg too!!!

is this a sign from god/beelzebub that i'm gonna get my girl pregnant this weekend and then have to emergency abort the fetus using a breakfast spoon and Pam cooking spray for lube??

 

[empirebuilder]

literally too fucking gross to even think of pics. it's now sitting in my trash can like a prom night dumpster baby

Yes ladies and gentleman he really did just say that!

 

[goin on 4T]

I got a small one the other day grossed me out for a while, then my senility kicked in and I forgot about it until reading your post. Umm yes I ate that shit. Sunnyside up to bish.

 

[KillahBee]

I got a small one the other day grossed me out for a while, then my senility kicked in and I forgot about it until reading your post. Umm yes I ate that shit. Sunnyside up to bish.

fucking badass

 

[goin on 4T]

no old and senile! @42

 

[KillahBee]

lololll

 

[RottenWillow]

Sounds like these embryos are beginning to develop a bit before they can get properly cooled (thereby killing the embryo), which isn't supposed to be possible with these modern henhouses/egg processing plants.

In The Phillipines they allow them to begin to develop for days beforee cooling them so the result is something like a partial baby chick that tastes like a combo of an egg and chicken when you eat it.

 

[billfred]

i'm crackin my eggs to make me some scrambled egg whites and -BOOM! - bloody egg. just a running, yolky, bloody dripping mess. all i could think was "hanger poked embryo".

fuck.

I grew up out in the country with a chicken coop (helped to feed a large family). You missed a couple of days collecting eggs and chances were you were going to get some bloody ones - that was no big deal.

What sucked was when you went on vacation and came back and had to crack a few with small chicken forms in them. Not pretty - but tasty.