Well folks, today I'm going on my first date in about a year

[Nathan]

I like how you didn't read the rest of the thread and his actual reply. By the way it was written that was inferred. i'm not the only one that thought that.
and i was correct

i was just busting his balls anyways, we all been in dating slumps at some point (like me until a couple of days ago)

I'll fight you.

 

[jestro]

I'd lay money on a dirty sanchez to finish her off.

I like the way you think! I'll see if I can pull it off.