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Welcome Back Kb!!! All Fixed Up!!

Smurfy said:
just got work that the penis enlargement surgery went fine.
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whoa, now his penis is bigger than hammys
welcome back kb:)
 
I've read on here that back surgery is tricky. Hope it goes well.
 
Good luck



I think the surgeon is a former stripper he once banged and left stranded on the side of the highway. I hope she has a short memory.
 
I bet he's sporting some white linen pants instead of the hospital garb. Let's just hope he doesnt get addicted to the pain meds like every other pill popping junky out there.
 
Aww! You guys!!! :tear:

Thanks to everyone, for real. It's sp fuckign gay how much support from e-friends can help. :pick3spooningwithsawasteainlesat'sbuggy:

Everything went extremely well. mad props to Hospital for Special Surgery in NYC and my doc, Dr. Farmer. The entire staff was awesome and friendly and caring and helpful. The procedure took about 2 hours. It was really cool to experience the whole thing, from the 5 billiondifferent staff members you have to talk with during the prep time to the being woken up every 2 hours post-op.

They did a microdiscectomy on both sides, L4 / L5. Grafted some fat over my nerves apparently to help with the scar tissue. Went in to the hospital at about 2pm and was put under at about 3:45pm. Woke up in recovery at around 6:30pm (right during Yankees pregame show), in a TON of pain. They gave me a few shots of Morphine, which did absolutely nothing. So finally they gave me some Dilaudid (you were right on the money, pdaddy), which was just short of heavenly. For what seemed like an hour, I had my eyes closed and was in some sort of conscious sleep/meditation mode. With a huge smile on my face. :) The nurse was very funny and gave me another shot right before they were ready to take me to my actual room (she laughed and said on broken English, "If my patient happy, I happy!"). An adorable Latina nurse wheeled me to my room as she joked around and told me, "Now we bring you to the room with all the dancing nurses!".

Got to my room and the long night ahead began. I had a roommate who I didn't get to talk to til the morning, but it sounded like he was in a ton of pain (more on him in a bit). Lots of nurses came in throughout the night and woke me up every couple hours to perform vital sign tests on me and make me jump thru all different hoops. Passed all the tests pretty well. Had difficulty peeing, but managed to force that one thru when the threat of a catheter was presented (no thank you!). Woke up at 7am and was put thru more tests. Had a decent breakfast and then got to see the PT guy at around 10am. Passed that final test (walked around a bit and then walked a few stairs......veeeeery slowly). Then got discharged around noon.

Now I just have to be super careful. Can't really sit for longer than 15 minutes (it hurts too much anyway). Have VERY limited movement - can't bend, twist or lean. Have to "log roll" out of and into bed. Can only sleep on my back. Can't put my own socks or underwear on yet. No shower for about 5 days. Change bandage daily. Have really minor exercise to do while I am laying on my back (only position I can be in yet). So now it's just eat healthy, be very careful not to overdo anything and try to stay sane while home for 2 weeks. See the doc again in two weeks and then start PT and the very long but opportunity-filled road back to health and a Roman God-like body. On Percocet too, but I have never been one to react to pain medication. Doesn't do anything for me, unfortunately.

Now I need a favor from all of you:

Please take all those well wishes and good energy and send them the way of the gentleman I was rooming with in the hospital. His name is Craig, probably late 40's. He was in the WTC tower when the first plane hit. When the floors came crashing down he got thrown across the room and through the turnstiles, which shattered his vertebrae. He was in the hospital for his 3rd surgery, a spinal fusion on 4 levels. He was in a lot of pain and is there for at least 7 days. He was a sweetheart and wished me well too much. I can only hope that guy recovers well this time and is able to move on without any more physical pain from that day.

Thanks. :)
 
I'm happy to hear everything went well. Are you able to get somewhat restful sleep? That seems to be an important factor in healing and recovery. Hopefully the pain is tolerable.
 
Smurfy said:
I'm happy to hear everything went well. Are you able to get somewhat restful sleep? That seems to be an important factor in healing and recovery. Hopefully the pain is tolerable.
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"Pain don't hurt" (what movie is that from?)

Pain is tolerable. Although it was real bad when I woke up this morning.

Last night sleep was not good at all. Woke up several times and couldn't get back to sleep. I think it's gonna take a little getting used to sleeping in one position and on my back. I'm a stomach sleeper.
 
KillahBee said:
"Pain don't hurt" (what movie is that from?)

Pain is tolerable. Although it was real bad when I woke up this morning.

Last night sleep was not good at all. Woke up several times and couldn't get back to sleep. I think it's gonna take a little getting used to sleeping in one position and on my back. I'm a stomach sleeper.
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Stomach sleeper, huh. Well, when you get pregnant you'll have to give that position up. Keep that in mind, Fredo.
 
ey how did i miss this thread? ;)

anyway. killah. listen to me. you can stir up some SERIOUS e-drama right now by saying the magic word...and the magic word is "morphine" ;)

dont dissapoint me mang ;)
 
Here is to hoping Craig pulls through and manages to leave all the hospitals behind after this.
 
Did you have to correct the spelling on your chart or orders?
 
Dilaudid is awesome!! ++++++++++++++ vibes for a healthy & speedy recovery (for Craig as well)..........Hope your hair was on point during surgery....
 
So...who's putting your socks and underwear on you? I hope to God they match them up correctly. It would really suck to be mismatched and not be able to do anything about it.



:D Get better. Dammit.
 
jenscats5 said:
Dilaudid is awesome!! ++++++++++++++ vibes for a healthy & speedy recovery (for Craig as well)..........Hope your hair was on point during surgery....
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Good thing he avoided the catheter otherwise something else would have had to be on point.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
KillahBee said:
"Pain don't hurt" (what movie is that from?)

Pain is tolerable. Although it was real bad when I woke up this morning.

Last night sleep was not good at all. Woke up several times and couldn't get back to sleep. I think it's gonna take a little getting used to sleeping in one position and on my back. I'm a stomach sleeper.
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I just watched Roadhouse last night :nerd: lol

Glad you are in great spirits! Best wishes to you and Craig. :)
 
Craig will be in my thoughts and prayers...

And so glad that everything went good for you KB! Rest... Rest... Rest... :rose:
 
glad the surgery went ok, would have hated not to see all ur mee mee mee threads

i hope everything goes well for craig. was also nice of u to give him a sponge bath before u left
 
Here's to a swift and sure recovery. :beer:
 
KillahBee said:
I feel like I am 90yo. I just walked about 200 yards and I'm tired and sore. And it was a monumental occasion. Yay!
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I have an extra walker if you need one ;)
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
kILLAH, are you playing the sympathy card with your strippers ?
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dude, do you even have to ask?

I took up this one girl's offer to bring me a DQ Blizzard tomorrow. :)
 
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