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Weighted Vest Fag.
- Thread starter ChefWide
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Oh how the lord has bestowed upon me a future so filled with promise, so overflowing is my cup that I can do naught but raise my hands on high and sing the praises of the king of kings.
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
I will tread lightly until the appointed hour, stirring neither man nor beast from childs slumber, then with a wave of my hand will I unleash a conflagration so cruel, so malevolent, that the very foundations of all that men hold true will crumble as I pass. The maelstrom I conjur from beyond the voices of hope or reason will lay low the mighty pillars and split the pages from time immemorial in the shattered glass of rolling brimstone.
Beware the Smoove, crusher of hopes, render of worlds.
Yes, it has finally come to pass that The Vest has accepted my gift of a wee training session at the gym.
Tomorrow.
It's leg day.
A hush falls over the eastern front....
majutsu
Well-known member
Why isn't this on the best of elite yet? The image of a metrofag confusedly staring in awe at the koran and box cutter in his hartman carry-on as he's hauled off by patriot act goons . . . Having to be signaled to answer his phone . . . The shakes, the hair flip, the vest . . . THE HORROR ... THE HORROR ...
GoldenDelicious
New member
y'all can laugh, i want one of those vests. where do you buy them?
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
notice how fat guys all have huge calves? hmmmmmmm
GoldenDelicious
New member
ok just saw a picture of the vest. changed my mind. unless they come in silver with yellow pinstripes, theyre just too 
Robert Jan
New member
they could also be far less visible. The coat of mail we wear when we fight a sword duel in my frat is fucking heavy and would probably not be seen under clothing in winter.
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
onerepmaximum said:
Same here. I also used to have a weighted vest I would use for running. It went up to 30 lbs.
Wearing one all day is totally geigh though. So is replying to a post that is almost 4 years old.
what the fuck? no update?
vixensghost
New member
God I loved Chef....
Another one I miss 'round here.
Another one I miss 'round here.
Powerbuilder333
Timeout? No, timeouts are for Plats
Holy old thread Batman!!!
chewyxrage
New member
If this classic thread gets locked that would be complete bullshit.
hahaha holy shit that was fucking funny as all hell!
I'm sad as shit that it didn't get updated though!!
I really wanted to hear about what happened after the leg workout, hahahaha!!
oh maaan..
I'm sad as shit that it didn't get updated though!!
I really wanted to hear about what happened after the leg workout, hahahaha!!
oh maaan..
I still talk to CW occasionally. I'll ask him if you peeps still want to hear what happened.
RottenWillow said:
Oh man he's so hilarious, you have to ask him I've read this entire thing and I'm still dying to know what happened!
rykertest
New member
He is showing off for some odd reason. I say kill him.
I used one when I was qualifying to fight wildland fires. I had to get a red card and I used that vest to train and test with. It helped a lot but I noticed if I used it more than 2 or 3 times a week my back and knees would start to hurt but mine was 45 lbs so thats why.
I used one when I was qualifying to fight wildland fires. I had to get a red card and I used that vest to train and test with. It helped a lot but I noticed if I used it more than 2 or 3 times a week my back and knees would start to hurt but mine was 45 lbs so thats why.
How solemn the meloncholy that rushes down from the ruined plain as I step from the guNwales of our launch... shattered earth percusses under each footfall as I gather both wit and sidearm for the trek ahead.
I return. Memory of battles bloody, brothers in arms, forth into the fray to a field not of our own choosing; we scuttled all hopes of return from the land's last hope.... yet return we did. At least I alone.
Working my way up the path of splintered mighty oak, blackened pines and scorched shale the going is dark, each breath-draw laced sweetly burning with what has passed. No thing dares grow here, yet in the periphery movement is hidden behind every purchase. Waning light plays tricks it has been waiting to gift to the unfortunate foolish enough to approach the cave. Depth beyond grasp, does the sheer magnitude of the evil therein devour light as well as soul fire?
At the very edge of these shattered hills the lair's mouth gapes, a lone memorial lays disturbed. White molten terror grips the tendons of my neck as the raging scream that vomits forth escapes in silent horror, my knees torn open on the shist as I raise my buring eyes to where heaven rumored.. the lid is broken, the seals rent from their seat, all the rumor and hush of every dark place has come to pass...
The Vest lives?!... hope is gone.
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I return. Memory of battles bloody, brothers in arms, forth into the fray to a field not of our own choosing; we scuttled all hopes of return from the land's last hope.... yet return we did. At least I alone.
Working my way up the path of splintered mighty oak, blackened pines and scorched shale the going is dark, each breath-draw laced sweetly burning with what has passed. No thing dares grow here, yet in the periphery movement is hidden behind every purchase. Waning light plays tricks it has been waiting to gift to the unfortunate foolish enough to approach the cave. Depth beyond grasp, does the sheer magnitude of the evil therein devour light as well as soul fire?
At the very edge of these shattered hills the lair's mouth gapes, a lone memorial lays disturbed. White molten terror grips the tendons of my neck as the raging scream that vomits forth escapes in silent horror, my knees torn open on the shist as I raise my buring eyes to where heaven rumored.. the lid is broken, the seals rent from their seat, all the rumor and hush of every dark place has come to pass...
The Vest lives?!... hope is gone.
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so what happened!!!
what happened!!!! haha I'm dying to know!!
what happened!!!! haha I'm dying to know!!
