Was this mean?

[strongsmartsexy]

The Starbuck's I go to has very limited parking during peak coffee hours in the morning. This morning when I went to get my morning fix, there was guy in a Mercedes SL600 convertible who couldn't find a place to park, so he parked catty corner in a handicap spot. The best part about it was he parked in such a way that with my Escalade, I could park right on my side of the line and had him pinned in. He had no handicap plate or placard or anything. It appeared his only handicap was arrogance.

In any case I'm a couple people behind him in line. We both get our drinks at about the same time. He gets out and realizes he can't pull out of the handicapped spot due to how I parked my truck. Yes, I did have to crawl out the passenger side.

As I came out there was a couple of cops coming in and I pointed out his difficulties. They laughed and went to cite him. I got back in my truck and drove home.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you go to Starbucks?

 

[presguy]

good

 

[strongsmartsexy]

you go to Starbucks?

Of course I do. YUM YUM!

 

[wutangsfiancee]

It means YOU DID GOOD.... lol.... I would have done the same and have been known to do so.... Glad to know I'm not the only one who does it ..

 

[Becoming]

Yeah that was funny as hell cause he is a douchebag and you PWNED him...

but you lose the points for being equally geigh by going to starbucks....

so you have no points... sorry.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Yeah that was funny as hell cause he is a douchebag and you PWNED him...

but you lose the points for being equally geigh by going to starbucks....

so you have no points... sorry.

Starbuck's RULES!

 

[SoKlueles]

last time i went to starbucks was in Fla last summer, yummy i love that stuff
and no it wasnt bad

 

[jestros]

There's nothing wrong with starbucks, besides it's so expensive.
I hate dumbfucks who park in handicaped spaces, so you done good!

 

[SoKlueles]

my grandfather wa handicapped, and it would piss me off if some jerk parked in a place where he deserved, if i had some green right now sss id hit your ass

 

[Becoming]

Starbuck's RULES!

sorry, no points for you....

I can see you shooting your enth in the bathroom at starbucks.... lol

 

[strongsmartsexy]

sorry, no points for you....

I can see you shooting your enth in the bathroom at starbucks.... lol

Points? I don't need no stinking points!

Nah, the wife does my shots at home. I just wish she's stop the maniacal laughter as she jams in that 1 1/2" needle.

 

[SoreArms]

Starbuck's RULES!

word

espresso shotsget me fried!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Points? I don't need no stinking points!

Nah, the wife does my shots at home. I just wish she's stop the maniacal laughter as she jams in that 1 1/2" needle.

she's probably just envisioning what it'd be like to ram something bigger into your ass....kinda like a payback for every time you took the back door, ya know?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

word

espresso shotsget me fried!!!

I was waiting for my drink one time and they called out a Tall 13 shot latte. I looked at the Barista and said, THIRTEEN SHOTS? SHe just laughed. This short, hugely scrawny dude walked up and got the latte. He was tweaker junkie thin.

 

[SoreArms]

OMG!!!! I thought I was bad with a 4 shot latte

 

[Razorguns]

i somehow remember that funny scene from me, myself and irene. that was hillarious!

 

[Becoming]

I was waiting for my drink one time and they called out a Tall 13 shot latte. I looked at the Barista and said, THIRTEEN SHOTS? SHe just laughed. This short, hugely scrawny dude walked up and got the latte. He was tweaker junkie thin.

dude you got down all the starbucks speak too? barista? how bout coffee girl?

you are lucky you are up to 238 or you would have no props from me at all...

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

parking in handicapped spots = dickhead

well done sir

 

[strongsmartsexy]

dude you got down all the starbucks speak too? barista? how bout coffee girl?

you are lucky you are up to 238 or you would have no props from me at all...

Hey what can I say, I'm multi-lingual.

I get an *deep breath*

Iced, decaf, peppermint, nonfat, lite ice, no whip, mocha served James Bond style.

 

[Becoming]

Hey what can I say, I'm multi-lingual.

I get an *deep breath*

Iced, decaf, peppermint, nonfat, lite ice, no whip, mocha served James Bond style.

like the first time one ventured up to the AAS board... lol

 

[ChefWide]

I have always loved you.

The Starbuck's I go to has very limited parking during peak coffee hours in the morning. This morning when I went to get my morning fix, there was guy in a Mercedes SL600 convertible who couldn't find a place to park, so he parked catty corner in a handicap spot. The best part about it was he parked in such a way that with my Escalade, I could park right on my side of the line and had him pinned in. He had no handicap plate or placard or anything. It appeared his only handicap was arrogance.

In any case I'm a couple people behind him in line. We both get our drinks at about the same time. He gets out and realizes he can't pull out of the handicapped spot due to how I parked my truck. Yes, I did have to crawl out the passenger side.

As I came out there was a couple of cops coming in and I pointed out his difficulties. They laughed and went to cite him. I got back in my truck and drove home.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

wtf is a latte anyway?

i've bought starbucks coffee before, but only the ground coffee, not gone in and order a triple-double-extra-cream-whipped-like-a-pansy-mint-cherry-iced-julip-raspberry-decaf-candy-coated-with-a-hint-of-coffee-taste-topped-with-whipped-cream-and-i'll-drink-it -with-a-straw-overpriced-starbucks coffee.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

wtf is a latte anyway?

i've bought starbucks coffee before, but only the ground coffee, not gone in and order a triple-double-extra-cream-whipped-like-a-pansy-mint-cherry-iced-julip-raspberry-decaf-candy-coated-with-a-hint-of-coffee-taste-topped-with-whipped-cream-and-i'll-drink-it -with-a-straw-overpriced-starbucks coffee.

A latte is espresso and steamed milk.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i thought a cappachino was expresso and steamed milk

 

[strongsmartsexy]

i thought a cappachino was expresso and steamed milk

I believe the latte has much more milk than the cap does. When someone orders a "wet cap" they're normally really wanting a latte.

 

[big4life]

Nah, mean would have been doing what someone did at the grocery store I go to. When I pulled up I noticed this crowd gathered around a car at the front of the store. Turns out the guy parked in a handicapped space and while he was in the store someone let the air out of all four tires. The funny thing was that he got so mad that he called the cops. I guess he forgot where he was parked. They politely wrote him a ticket and offered to call a tow truck for him.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Come on people, let's face the truth. How many people with the handicapped sticker are actually handicapped? Most of the time they're just fat. Or lazy people who doctor up stories to get the sticker. It's a farce. I say change the handicapped spots to pregnant women spots or moms with young kids spots.

 

[jerkbox]

not mean, awesome

 

[SoreArms]

I believe the latte has much more milk than the cap does. When someone orders a "wet cap" they're normally really wanting a latte.

yep!

I like to order a dry latte which borders a cap.

 

[jerkbox]

caps have more foam

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Nah, mean would have been doing what someone did at the grocery store I go to. When I pulled up I noticed this crowd gathered around a car at the front of the store. Turns out the guy parked in a handicapped space and while he was in the store someone let the air out of all four tires. The funny thing was that he got so mad that he called the cops. I guess he forgot where he was parked. They politely wrote him a ticket and offered to call a tow truck for him.

That reminds me of a time when I lived in Northride CA mid 1980s. There was this one shopping mall that was always a pain in the ass to get in and out of at Christmas time. I had waited for this one spot right at the front. The guy pulled out and this asshole in a Mercedes pulls in the wrong way and steals the spot. I get out to object and he tells me "Fuck off asshole!". Which was really nice of him in front of his 2 daughters who looked to be about 7 or so and his lovely wife. So, I just pulled around and found a different spot. Then I went to his car and pulled out the center part of the stem of all four wheels. Merry Christmas asshole...

 

[Razorguns]

so what happens if you use the handicapped stall in a bathroom?

HMMM!!!! hehe

 

[Moderate_THIS]

SSS was just hatin on the Benzie

 

[velvett]

It appeared his only handicap was arrogance.
.

WAIT WAIT



gotta say it..


BOX OF ROCKS!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

SSS was just hatin on the Benzie

I drive a Lexus LS430 convertible. That benz has nothing on the LS.

 

[Taps]

I park in hadicaped spots a lot. Yes, I'm a piece of shit and I accept that, but it makes getting groceries so much easier.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

she's probably just envisioning what it'd be like to ram something bigger into your ass....kinda like a payback for every time you took the back door, ya know?

never fails, a thread is rolling along and here comes Buttbor600 to steer the talk towards ramming butts and back doors

 

[MAX 300]

This thread reminds me of that Dennis Leary song:

"I always park in the handicapped spaces,
while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole..."

 

[Buddy_Christ]

never fails, a thread is rolling along and here comes Buttbor600 to steer the talk towards ramming butts and back doors

i'd like to be seriously ramming the back door in your avatar.

then use it for a pillow while i fall asleep.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i normally put the wipers up, but if i could id do what you did. letting air out of tires is a tad extreme. the funniest scene i saw was a car in a handicapped spot, and someone had plonked down a full icecream, upside down, kind of like a karmic hood ornament, on the bonnet it was quite funny at the time, the car looked a bit like a unicorn with the icedcream cone sticking up in the air

id give you k but i gave it to you recently, apparently

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, good work, I would have put dog poop under the door handles, or just taken a crap on the bonnet

 

[jerkbox]

bonnet

huh?

i know what the boot is....but bonnet? hood?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yes, hood. bonnet in england as well as australia, it seems

 

[pitbullstl]

I drive a Lexus LS430 convertible. That benz has nothing on the LS.

No such car.

SC430 Convertible....and the Sl600 smokes it, far and away.

But props on busting the a-hole!! I see shit like that all the time, mostly at the grocery store (a.k.a. my second home).

 

[RADAR]

The Starbuck's I go to has very limited parking during peak coffee hours in the morning. This morning when I went to get my morning fix, there was guy in a Mercedes SL600 convertible who couldn't find a place to park, so he parked catty corner in a handicap spot. The best part about it was he parked in such a way that with my Escalade, I could park right on my side of the line and had him pinned in. He had no handicap plate or placard or anything. It appeared his only handicap was arrogance.

In any case I'm a couple people behind him in line. We both get our drinks at about the same time. He gets out and realizes he can't pull out of the handicapped spot due to how I parked my truck. Yes, I did have to crawl out the passenger side.

As I came out there was a couple of cops coming in and I pointed out his difficulties. They laughed and went to cite him. I got back in my truck and drove home.

No it wasn't mean---it was total ownage--i love it!

RADAR

 

[Pamela]

I really don't understand why people like that;
think they can park in a handicap space and get away with it.

No you did GOOD!!!!!

 

[Paulo]

1. Good work!

2. What's with you and Mercedes drivers?

3. A latte is a coffee with milk. A cappuchino is espresso with steamed milk and some foam.

 

[gonelifting]

Does Starbucks have a drive thru? Never been to one.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

No such car.

SC430 Convertible....and the Sl600 smokes it, far and away.

But props on busting the a-hole!! I see shit like that all the time, mostly at the grocery store (a.k.a. my second home).

You are correct, the SC430. My previous was the SC430. I've driven the SL600 before I bought the SC430. They still haven't figured out the driver ergonomics yet.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Does Starbucks have a drive thru? Never been to one.

Yes, sadly they do. The funny part is, that I can park, go into the store and come back out with my drink before I'd have gotten through the drive through. Unless there are only a couple of other cars.