Was playing Yahoo cribbage last night

[Lestat]

Check this fucking shit out... god damn.. shoulda known when he said he was from Canada.
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him: gl
Lestat: thanks you too
him: where u from?
Lestat: San Diego CA
him: Quebec here
Lestat: cool, I've been to BC before
him: that's far from here
Lestat: Whistler is fun
him: yeah. how old?
Lestat: 28, you?
him: 33
him: you married?
Lestat: no
him: good, girls are too complicated
him: i broke up 6 month ago
Lestat: hah.. my gf is asleep in bed now
him: oh
him: just me and my hand now
him: but I guess same for you sometimes too?
Lestat: sure, of course
him: when wivey isn't around
him: feels so good
Lestat: uh, yeah
him: funny
him: I talk about it and I cum hard just now
Lestat: sick fuck

I forfeited the game after that.. fuckin A.. that kinda made me feel what it must be like to be a woman on the internet these days with all these horny dudes wacking off all over the place

 

[Delinquent]

LOL

BTW Cribbage is fun as hell. My grandpa taught me when I was like 5 and I've played it with him ever since

 

[Daisy_]

Why would you say should have known when he said he was from Canada.?
RUDE MUCH?

 

[Lestat]

LOL

BTW Cribbage is fun as hell. My grandpa taught me when I was like 5 and I've played it with him ever since

yeah my mom taught me when I was younger.. i like playing online from time to time

 

[Lestat]

Why would you say should have known when he said he was from Canada.?
RUDE MUCH?

lol... self explanatory.. no american dude woulda pulled that shit.. never.

 

[hamstershaver]

lmao thats funny as hell

 

[Lestat]

lmao thats funny as hell

it made me feel dirty.. sick

 

[Beachbum1546]

you just got molested via the internet. pwned.

 

[jack sparrow]

Wow dude...that dude obviously was NOT a good bro.

 

[biteme]

Dude I got that one beat by a mile. I got an IM and an invitation to a webcam. I couldn't resist the temptation so I clicked on it and it was a guy sitting in a chair leaning back (wearing a white t-shirt) and stroking his meat. I'll be haunted by that vision forever.

 

[Cutiebaby]

bwahahahaha that guy wanted the lestat pickle

 

[Daisy_]

lol... self explanatory.. no american dude woulda pulled that shit.. never.

Right...

 

[EnderJE]

dood, crib?

 

[Lestat]

dood, crib?

lol.. yeah cribbage.. i enjoy it..

 

[DieselGunz]

lmao

 

[chewyxrage]

that's disturbing as hell.

but it was all part of his strategy to get the "W"

 

[Lestat]

that's disturbing as hell.

but it was all part of his strategy to get the "W"

he can take the W, i'm not sticking around for that nastyness