Vent Thread

[BigGuns2]

If you could get your hands on Bin Laden, what would you do to him.

I would hook him up to life support and then remove his vital organs while he was kept alive on the life support machines. Of course no pain killers would be used.

My second choice would be to bury him up to his neck in sand. Then I would run over his head with a John Deer lawn mower.

 

[CHAOS5000]

I'd amputate a few body parts, cook them, then starve him for a month or so until he had no choice to eat them. After that was done, i'd just let him die of thirst. That's a fun death.

 

[supersizeme]

i would force him to spend the next 40 years passing golf ball sized kidney stones every hour of every day.

 

[Sassy69]

Tell him and his followers that his "god" has rejected him as an unbeliever whom he has betrayed --- let him feel his own beliefs have rejected him and his people will turn their hatred on him ...


... then I'd kick him square in the nutz.

 

[GinNJuice]

Ok, this is the thread that we need the Satanic Goatslayer to come out on.

 

[Drizzt]

weee.

Cut each limb of his body and immerse him in a tank of pirahanas and not let them kill him quite yet. Then you must get him out of there before he has died 2 easy of a death. Cut off each of his testicles and force him 2 eat them while his whole country watched. Then a fitting death sit him in the crumbled world trade center and collapse it on his fucking head squashing him straight 2 hell. Then of course I would nuke his country into a wasteland.

Drizz

 

[PHATchik]

Ok, this is the thread that we need the Satanic Goatslayer to come out on.

He could definitely think of something fitting.

 

[Kryp2o]

If you could get your hands on Bin Laden, what would you do to him.

You don't even want to know. But I can say it would involve torture to the point before death, then revive him until consciousness and re-torture him again and again.

 

[theoak01]

you guys are to nice,i would take a knife cut him then burn the wounds closed with a hot poker,and continue this till he could not feel it anymore then shot him in the leg and let him suffer for a few days,pull his toe nails off with pliers and play dentist with his teeth,burn his hair,stab his eyes,stick needles into his balls and put a little more liquid in there everyday until the burst then cut of his penis,grill it then make him eat it,then let him die of dehydration,sound good?

 

[Kryp2o]

you guys are to nice,i would take a knife cut him then burn the wounds closed with a hot poker,and continue this till he could not feel it anymore then shot him in the leg and let him suffer for a few days,pull his toe nails off with pliers and play dentist with his teeth,burn his hair,stab his eyes,stick needles into his balls and put a little more liquid in there everyday until the burst then cut of his penis,grill it then make him eat it,then let him die of dehydration,sound good?

That's something along the lines of what I had in mind. But don't let him die just yet. Revive and let him suffer the same fate over and over again. When you decide your board with him then let him die very, very slowly.

 

[theoak01]

even better man,and if possible do this infront of everybody who lost someone due to these actions and let them join in

 

[ceo]

Just lock him in a room about 80 stories in the air, knee deep in jet fuel, and drop a match in there as a wrecking ball smashes through it. That'd be fitting. Any more than that and it (he) just isn't worth the time.

 

[john937]

I'd like to blow up the Dome of the Rock and Mecca.
And let all islamics know they were blown up because of his actions.
Let him live with the guilt that his actions had caused the destruction of his holiest sites.