Van Citrus -- the EF Van Wilder

[DcupSheepNipples]

Well if I was gay, I would never bang you! You seem like to much of a "Screamer" to me!

Besides you might "Edit" my tea bagging technique on your forehead! And I can't handle constructive citizen during my sex acts!

 

[Citruscide]

Besides you might "Edite" my tea bagging technique on your forehead! And I can't handle constructive citizen during my sex acts!

Constructive citizen???

May!?!?

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

ROFL... I was excited that next month was May... I never said anything about May1010??? LOL

c-ditty

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Constructive citizen???

May!?!?

C-ditty

You know it was you! But now that you have mentioned May1010 I must watch lots of lesbian porn!

 

[PHATchik]

And what advice would you have for me Van Citrus? I'm anxiously awaiting your wisdom.

 

[Citruscide]

And what advice would you have for me Van Citrus? I'm anxiously awaiting your wisdom.

Massage oil, Scented Candels and Barry White.

C-ditty

 

[PHATchik]

Massage oil, Scented Candels and Barry White.

C-ditty

Hmm, not quite what I was expecting.

 

[Citruscide]

Hmm, not quite what I was expecting.

I'm sure I could recommend a nice hot shower with a young stud and a martini cocktail, followed by a hot white injection?

C-ditty

 

[MFMan]

Good post!