Van Citrus -- the EF Van Wilder

[Citruscide]

That's right ladies and gents... allow me to take on the role of Party Planner and the person who will allow men to better understand women... Soon... men, with my expert tutilage and guidance... you can expect to be in control of your own dating life! No longer will women take advantage of you!!! You want them to come over? You want them to give oral... and they aren't down??? Well, brothas... no longer... no longer will a man have to say... "SHE WILL NOT GO DOWN!" -- Look around you... all that we have achieved... we deserve blowjobs! We deserve to not have a chick go ballistic on our asses for not doing ANYTHING...

And women... if you want a guy to treat you with respect? Come to Van-Citrus... I know how to get that asshole from being a complete prick... and have him bringing you flowers and candy!

So... the 90% of women out there who don't appreciate men... and the 20% of men who are dick-face fuckers -- well... ok... mabye 50%... It's going to be a whole new world up in this joint... as me and my Paki friend are going to be having you guys "air waxing that shit" --- you'll be dining at an "American Pink Taco Stand" -- oh yes...

Things will change... I will give back... give back to all those, that have hated on me... and who have loved me *how you doing Vel...*

Van-Citrus

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I have one giant eyebrow, can you get me laid?

 

[MCBAYNE]

WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR NUTS

 

[Citruscide]

I have one giant eyebrow, can you get me laid?

DW... you are cool in your own right... people just need to see that...

Also.. it might not hurt to shave down the middle of your eyebrow...

Do you have a larger than usual Medula Abulgada?

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR NUTS

Hate begets hate... It's all about having a good time... getting laid... spreading the mojo..

And if you are a dick or a fucking cunt-whore bitch... well... we'll have you eating eclairs filled with dog semen... The doctor assured me it is nutritious.

C-ditty

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Don't you mean Van Gay Citrus! Or am I misinformed?

 

[Citruscide]

Don't you mean Van Gay Citrus! Or am I misinformed?

You've been misinformed... although, many men fantisize about what they can't have... it's all about being rational with your feelings... if you are gay... let your feelings out. I think AAP could help you with that.

C-ditty

 

[ajtomasi]

will you be putting out an EBook like George's Gettin' Laid book?

 

[Citruscide]

LOL @ Bwood... that was a THEME party!

I will be putting out an E-book... I have already had about 10 requests for it... believe it or not... people want me to post up MORE women shit... I have fanS!!

C-ditty

 

[bwood]