UPDATE Sexless and Happy is Possible

[just...v]

nah bro lets tag team that shit

Glad, I'm too old for you, baby. And I don't allow tag teaming in my little world. So you are outta luck.

 

[ricco561]

I have a solid "dude must go down first" policy

Where's the line forming?

 

[miplank]

And I don't allow tag teaming in my little world. So you are outta luck.

riiiiiiiiiight

 

[musclemom]

Mother Earth winces in pain as you violate her with your implement of conspicuous consumerism.

I could lie and said it's a hybrid Highlander, but I can't afford a new car. It's a 2003 and gets about 21 mpg.

There is no such a thing as a hybrid vehicle -- within our budget -- that could carry camping supplies, do light off roading, transport our bikes and tow a small trailer. We actually need 4 wheel drive, and cargo and towing capacity, unlike whole cities of people who never intend to tote anything more than their friends, or a couple of kids and groceries in their 11 MPG H3s, Cadillac Escalades and Chevy Explorers.

We replaced our furnace this year, which may have cut our oil consumption by nearly 50%. We keep the thermostat at 60, practice water conservation and recycle anything we can and have done so since long before the community picked it up.

Our relationship with Gaia is copacetic.

 

[miplank]

I could lie and said it's a hybrid Highlander, but I can't afford a new car. It's a 2003 and gets about 21 mpg.

There is no such a thing as a hybrid vehicle -- within our budget -- that could carry camping supplies, do light off roading, transport our bikes and tow a small trailer. We actually need 4 wheel drive, and cargo and towing capacity, unlike whole cities of people who never intend to tote anything more than their friends, or a couple of kids and groceries in their 11 MPG H3s, Cadillac Escalades and Chevy Explorers.

We replaced our furnace this year, which may have cut our oil consumption by nearly 50%. We keep the thermostat at 60, practice water conservation and recycle anything we can and have done so since long before the community picked it up.

Our relationship with Gaia is copacetic.

I think you mean h2's.

 

[mrplunkey]

I could lie and said it's a hybrid Highlander, but I can't afford a new car. It's a 2003 and gets about 21 mpg.

There is no such a thing as a hybrid vehicle -- within our budget -- that could carry camping supplies, do light off roading, transport our bikes and tow a small trailer. We actually need 4 wheel drive, and cargo and towing capacity, unlike whole cities of people who never intend to tote anything more than their friends, or a couple of kids and groceries in their 11 MPG H3s, Cadillac Escalades and Chevy Explorers.

We replaced our furnace this year, which may have cut our oil consumption by nearly 50%. We keep the thermostat at 60, practice water conservation and recycle anything we can and have done so since long before the community picked it up.

Our relationship with Gaia is copacetic.

Light off roading? I'm shocked (seriously) that you'd do something like that. Producing CO2 to haul a load of supplies to starving orphans makes sense. But making CO2 simply for entertainment seems pretty non Earth-friendly.

 

[just...v]

riiiiiiiiiight

Lol, you know better than that Planky.

 

[musclemom]

Light off roading? I'm shocked (seriously) that you'd do something like that. Producing CO2 to haul a load of supplies to starving orphans makes sense. But making CO2 simply for entertainment seems pretty non Earth-friendly.

No, no, no, no ... I keep forgetting other people don't share my experiences. When I'm talking off-roading, I mean, there IS NO PAVED ROAD to get from point A to point B, not joy riding like a bat out of hell over hill and dale in an effort to get air time.

 

[mrplunkey]

No, no, no, no ... I keep forgetting other people don't share my experiences. When I'm talking off-roading, I mean, there IS NO PAVED ROAD to get from point A to point B, not joy riding like a bat out of hell over hill and dale in an effort to get air time.

But why go where there is no paved road in the first place? What are you trying to get to?

 

[PICK3]

But why go where there is no paved road in the first place? What are you trying to get to?

If you were more evolved you wouldn't have to ask.

just sayin'