update on me

[Nathan]

I have the hiccups. It sounds like a minor thing but I could die at any time is the truth of the matter. It all started last night around 7 or 8pm. One minute I'm watching television and sipping a Coke Zero, the next I've got a run-of-the-mill case of ol' the hiccups. Why mention it all, you may be wondering? Why bitch and complain and carry on like an ugly unwanted toddler? It's simple: they won't go the fuck away.

The damn hiccups stuck around for the entire night - they'd go away for 10 minutes here and there but ultimately, they'd come right back. I was able to get to sleep, fortunately, after a great deal of effort and sheep-counting (which means I'd count off five sheep, lose track of what I was at and then instead start picturing naked chicks jumping over a fence, which it ends up is much much harder to actually keep track of and count).

And then, when I woke up in the morning, apart from a massive erection, I noticed that the hiccups were gone....until I sat up that is, at which point they came back full-foce. Hick-A....Hick-A...Hick-A. They have been coming and going all fucking day and it's powerfully annoying.

Classic hiccup cures have not been working. I'm thinking maybe long, passionate, heated sex is the solution....mostly I'm just thinking about the sex and don't expect it to help with the hiccups but hey, worth a shot.

 

[slat1]

I have this weird cough, cough, hiccup thing.

 

[H_T_]

did you know you could have those for several years?

 

[stilleto]

nathan, its a tumor.

 

[Gambino]

you are being punished by god, it's so obvious
must suck to be a sinner

 

[jerkbox]

gotta relax the diaphragm

i think the record is like 67 years

 

[Nathan]

nathan, its a tumor.

That might explain why the left side of my face no longer works and I have a huge round bump protruding from my temple.

 

[H_T_]

lifting weights whilst having hiccups. sounds like fun....

 

[biteme]

Bro don't make me mad or I'll have to kill ya, burn your house down.

 

[jh1]

AAP has a cure for this.

 

[vixensghost]

Je vous aurais bien aide, mais jene vous aime pas.(kidding)



I offered earlier....

 

[Nathan]

Je vous aurais bien aide, mais jene vous aime pas.(kidding)



I offered earlier....

And I said YES. One of us doesn't have a husband who won't like the idea though - I'll talk to him, when I get home from work tonight, don't worry.

 

[jnevin]

nathan, its a tumor.

OMG!!! TISNF!!!

 

[stilleto]

OMG!!! TISNF!!!

tisnf?

this is so not forgettable?

 

[samoth]

OMG!!! TISNF!!!

TI,OC,TCR. HTFH.

 

[nefertiti]

I have the hiccups. It sounds like a minor thing but I could die at any time is the truth of the matter. It all started last night around 7 or 8pm. One minute I'm watching television and sipping a Coke Zero, the next I've got a run-of-the-mill case of ol' the hiccups. Why mention it all, you may be wondering? Why bitch and complain and carry on like an ugly unwanted toddler? It's simple: they won't go the fuck away.

The damn hiccups stuck around for the entire night - they'd go away for 10 minutes here and there but ultimately, they'd come right back. I was able to get to sleep, fortunately, after a great deal of effort and sheep-counting (which means I'd count off five sheep, lose track of what I was at and then instead start picturing naked chicks jumping over a fence, which it ends up is much much harder to actually keep track of and count).

And then, when I woke up in the morning, apart from a massive erection, I noticed that the hiccups were gone....until I sat up that is, at which point they came back full-foce. Hick-A....Hick-A...Hick-A. They have been coming and going all fucking day and it's powerfully annoying.

Classic hiccup cures have not been working. I'm thinking maybe long, passionate, heated sex is the solution....mostly I'm just thinking about the sex and don't expect it to help with the hiccups but hey, worth a shot.

Not that I have anything against the heated sex option (I don't), but have you tried a spoonfull of sugar? I've never had that fail to work.

 

[jnevin]

TI,OC,TCR. HTFH.

IDK, my BFF Samote?

 

[stilleto]

IDK, my BFF Samote?

lol.

what was tisnf????

 

[H_T_]

that is so not funny?

 

[jnevin]

lol.

what was tisnf????

TISNF + This Is So Not Fair.

It's from a T-Mobile commercial.

 

[ksharp01]

Not that I have anything against the heated sex option (I don't), but have you tried a spoonfull of sugar? I've never had that fail to work.

That has helped me in the past as well....always the last resort though. It tough to get that much sugar down at once

 

[alien amp pharm]

a sudden scare will rid a person of the hiccups right?

In that case, look at a pic of Stilleto

 

[jnevin]

that is so not funny?

No. YOU'RE so not funny.

 

[stilleto]

TISNF + This Is So Not Fair.

It's from a T-Mobile commercial.

OH. its from the same commercial as IDK, my bff samote(jill).
i forgot about that part.




WU?

 

[H_T_]

iasnf????

 

[Nathan]

Dear lord look at all the anacronyms. This is a disaster.

 

[jnevin]

iasnf????

^Someone put grampa back in his room...

 

[stilleto]

a sudden scare will rid a person of the hiccups right?

In that case, look at a pic of Stilleto

i hate you.
i really really hate you.

 

[jh1]

i hate you.
i really really hate you.

I'll back you on a bannning.

do it

 

[alien amp pharm]

i hate you.
i really really hate you.

That's what all the chicks say











....right before they sleep with me

 

[stilleto]

That's what all the chicks say











....right before they sleep with me

yeah, but how many of them are still tied up in your basement?


you should just pay them their fee and let them go.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Nathan get a big glass of water and drink it upside down, it's impossible to hiccup after this.

pictures of stilleto definately make me think of other things than being scared..

just saying.. =)

 

[Phaded]

if all else fails kill yourself..

 

[jh1]

if all else fails kill yourself..

Seconded.

 

[alien amp pharm]

yeah, but how many of them are still tied up in your basement?


you should just pay them their fee and let them go.

that reminds me, I still owe you $3.50 for the other night.


Say, I got to use my powertools over the weekend. Maybe I should start a thread because I need color advice for the pergola.

 

[stilleto]

that reminds me, I still owe you $3.50 for the other night.


Say, I got to use my powertools over the weekend. Maybe I should start a thread because I need color advice for the pergola.

considering the size of your penis, i overcharged you.

 

[billfred]

Not that I have anything against the heated sex option (I don't), but have you tried a spoonfull of sugar? I've never had that fail to work.

This is actually in Ripley's Believe it or Not

 

[jackangel]

have your tried putting a bag over your head and punching yourself in the nuts repeatedly?

 

[nefertiti]

This is actually in Ripley's Believe it or Not

In what context? That it always cures hiccups? Every time I tell someone to do it who hasn't heard about it before, they look at me like I am a crazy woman.

 

[billfred]

In what context? That it always cures hiccups? Every time I tell someone to do it who hasn't heard about it before, they look at me like I am a crazy woman.

Yep - guaranteed to cure them every time

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Sounds like you might die dude.

 

[heatherrae]

try eating some table sugar. I know it sounds weird but it ALWAYS works for me.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Nate when are you competing hate for you to die before your show that would suck!

 

[stilleto]

have your tried putting a bag over your head and punching yourself in the nuts repeatedly?

lol
^^ what JA said. he's always right.

 

[nefertiti]

try eating some table sugar. I know it sounds weird but it ALWAYS works for me.

I beat you to it.