I have heard of this, but I am afraid that others will see the size of my member and get frightened. the sheer size and monolithic nature of it, will just scare people. And besides, I have heard throught he grapevine that I will be able to hook up with at least one of the bridesmades.
About the whole blowjob thing, I will make sure to get an extra one for you. Unless you want me to call one of MY hoes, and set up some thing for you.