Under a Dead Ohio Sky

[Peyote Killa]

I'm going to Ohio this Thursday for a nice little get away vacation/wedding. Kinda exited, I p[lan on hiting the night life two of the nights we are there. Anybody have some advice as to where to go in the city (Cleveland), I know I asked this a while back, but I forgot, and I'm leaving soon, so I need some help.
Thanks

 

[WODIN]

Ohio has two kinds of weather. Shitty and really bad. This may actually lead you to do drugs.

 

[Peyote Killa]

In the words of Joe Dirt, "Dang!!"

That sux, well if that's the case then what are some good drugs?
Keep in mind that I have NEVER done drugs before, so be gentle.

 

[WODIN]

As a virgin, I would recomend a nice sativa blend of herb and a glass of absinth. Ahhhh.....

That or Datura root tea.

 

[beastboy]

Cleveland...."the mistake by the lake".

 

[Peyote Killa]

All I'm hearing is bad shit, can some one explain to me why anybody would live their if it is really as bad as all you guys make it seem?

 

[Pimp C2]

Hey bro I'm in Ohio but I live closer to Cincy. The weather here in the East is pretty shitty. It's either cold or really hot and humid.

 

[Peyote Killa]

What kind of clothes should I bring?
All I normally wear is shorts tanks and flip flops, and I figured the weather will be colder but, do I need a jacket or anything

 

[WODIN]

This time of year you have to be ready for either hot and nasty like houston or frozen tundra like well, cleveland.

You know that once lake Eire caught on fire because of all the polution in the lake from the industres around cleveland. For real!

 

[Peyote Killa]

WHAT????
you guys are starting to scare me. I live in Houston so the heat doesn't bother me, but FROZEN TUNDRA? that's some scary shit, I don't even know if I own a coat or jacket thivk enough for those conditions.

 

[WODIN]

It snows once in a while in april / may up that way.

 

[genxrep]

yeah there is an alley next to hotel you plan to stay at and the whore house next door. i have heard from relaible sources that if you stay more than two nights in the hotel you get one free blow job in the alley way. its a package deal. you know the kind. so take advantage. and do yourself a favor. try to finish before the whore's pimp sees you. he doesnt appreciate the fact that his hoe made a deal with the hotel and he wasn't included.

 

[WormAAA77]

Keep in mind that I have NEVER done drugs before, so be gentle.

Why not? Just curious.

 

[Peyote Killa]

I have heard of this, but I am afraid that others will see the size of my member and get frightened. the sheer size and monolithic nature of it, will just scare people. And besides, I have heard throught he grapevine that I will be able to hook up with at least one of the bridesmades.
About the whole blowjob thing, I will make sure to get an extra one for you. Unless you want me to call one of MY hoes, and set up some thing for you.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Why not? Just curious.

I don't know, I have never been tempted enough I guess. I have had a pretty good life, never really been depressed or anything, so I guess thats why. No real crazy reasons.

 

[genxrep]

dont worry i already called all your "hoe" and took care of her. thanks for the offer. just joking. dont cry. yeah hook up with one of the brides maids then. thats your best bet. but dont be lieing about it when you get back. i will be checking up on it.

 

[Peyote Killa]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HumorMe]

I don't know, I have never been tempted enough I guess. I have had a pretty good life, never really been depressed or anything, so I guess thats why. No real crazy reasons.

Props to you PK. I have never done them either.....same reasons here too!

Good luck in Clelveland......is this, by chance, decem's wedding you are going to?

 

[p0ink]

...eleven has been and will be waiting...

 

[Peyote Killa]

...eleven has been and will be waiting...

HAHA, great song, actually the only song that I can't fully undersatnd.
What do you think 11 represents?
"One and one are one, eleven so, glow child, glow, I'm heading back home"

 

[p0ink]

G47.Who is this "Eleven" guy he keeps talking about in "jimmy"?
The singer is referring to himself at age eleven. Go listen to the song again, it will make a motherload more sense now.

G48. OK, but who the heck is "jimmy" anyhow?!
All you get is a hint: he's listed in the liner notes. Read 'em slowly. Don't give up.

G49. So "jimmy" is from Ohio, then?
Yup, he spent some amount of his childhood there. At shows in Ohio, he mentioned a small town called Ravenna. Happy hunting.

G50. Why is "jimmy" written in lowercase?
(It really is, look closely). Because he's just a kid.

G51. I heard somewhere that "jimmy" was about how Maynard's mother died when he was 11.
This "fact", reported in Rolling Stone magazine, was actually just a (big) mistake on their part; Maynard's mother is still alive. They did print a retraction later.

 

[Pebcak]

HAHA, great song, actually the only song that I can't fully undersatnd.
What do you think 11 represents?
"One and one are one, eleven so, glow child, glow, I'm heading back home"

MJK lived in Ohio when he was a child, I thought that song was some reference to his childhood? Could be wrong though.

Pebcak

 

[Pebcak]

G47.Who is this "Eleven" guy he keeps talking about in "jimmy"?
The singer is referring to himself at age eleven. Go listen to the song again, it will make a motherload more sense now.

G48. OK, but who the heck is "jimmy" anyhow?!
All you get is a hint: he's listed in the liner notes. Read 'em slowly. Don't give up.

G49. So "jimmy" is from Ohio, then?
Yup, he spent some amount of his childhood there. At shows in Ohio, he mentioned a small town called Ravenna. Happy hunting.

G50. Why is "jimmy" written in lowercase?
(It really is, look closely). Because he's just a kid.

G51. I heard somewhere that "jimmy" was about how Maynard's mother died when he was 11.
This "fact", reported in Rolling Stone magazine, was actually just a (big) mistake on their part; Maynard's mother is still alive. They did print a retraction later.

Ah, the good old Toolshed FAQ. Very informative document and website.

Pebcak

 

[Peyote Killa]

G47.Who is this "Eleven" guy he keeps talking about in "jimmy"?
The singer is referring to himself at age eleven. Go listen to the song again, it will make a motherload more sense now.

G48. OK, but who the heck is "jimmy" anyhow?!
All you get is a hint: he's listed in the liner notes. Read 'em slowly. Don't give up.

G49. So "jimmy" is from Ohio, then?
Yup, he spent some amount of his childhood there. At shows in Ohio, he mentioned a small town called Ravenna. Happy hunting.

G50. Why is "jimmy" written in lowercase?
(It really is, look closely). Because he's just a kid.

G51. I heard somewhere that "jimmy" was about how Maynard's mother died when he was 11.
This "fact", reported in Rolling Stone magazine, was actually just a (big) mistake on their part; Maynard's mother is

Great info, but where did you get it?
Is that from Toolshed.com, the faq section?
I have read it before, but it was a while ago, have they refreshed it lately?
Thanks again to you and pebcak

 

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