Unattractive men do get the hotties

[mrplunkey]

What a warm fuzzy feeling to know that women can't provide reliable insight to either gender and men have all the answers. Still. A million years of evolution, the right to vote, and yet we are still too stupid to know our own minds.

I agree with the post above.

Now see? When you guys say something that makes sense, we immediately agree with you.

 

[OMEGA]

The built-in urge for (1) is our old brain, which means it's terrible unsophisticated. It can be tricked with the smallest changes (i.e. different outfits, different venues, different positions, roleplay, etc. etc.). So guess what that does? It "turns old pussy into new pussy."

HTH

give this man a prize

SO TRUE Cindy what he said is So true.

 

[ceo]

Thank God I am one of the best looking people on this site, I have never ever had this problem nor will i ever have this problem. As far as girls go, I always have a back up plan. I feel bad for the guys that werent born with good looks. Actually I dont because then they'd have a chance with all my girls! lol

lol. yeah, just don't smile at 'em...

 

[ceo]

Here's what I don't get ... whenever men on this board ask questions or comment about trying to understand women, and the women around here try to elucidate for them, literally guys will pour into a thread telling the other guy not to listen to women when they try to explain women.

What a warm fuzzy feeling to know that women can't provide reliable insight to either gender and men have all the answers. Still. A million years of evolution, the right to vote, and yet we are still too stupid to know our own minds.

Careful woman! gladiator will knock the sunglasses right off your face!!!!!!11

 

[musclemom]

Careful woman! gladiator will knock the sunglasses right off your face!!!!!!11

Wouldn't be the first time a man took a serious swing at me, starting with daddy. I eventually learned three rules:
1. Don't stand still and wait for it.
2. If it ain't nailed down it'll probably make a weapon, projectile or shield.
3. In close quarters, hair pulling, testicle twisting and eye gouging are all completely acceptable when your assailant outweighs you by about 100 lbs. Meanwhile, from a distance, kitchen cutlery, plates, glasses and scalding liquids will usually encourage the biggest, baddest mofo duck for cover even temporarily (at least long enough to grab the big knife).

But that shit was a long, long time ago (thank the gods). Damned miserable way to live.

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always get him really, really drunk (maybe throw in a little cold medication), drag his ass off to bed and when he's snoring really, really soundly, douse the bed in gasoline and pitch a match at it. Granted, you have to be willing to do some time, but I also firmly believe there are people that are worth going to jail for.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always get him really, really drunk (maybe throw in a little cold medication), drag his ass off to bed and when he's snoring really, really soundly, douse the bed in gasoline and pitch a match at it. Granted, you have to be willing to do some time, but I also firmly believe there are people that are worth going to jail for.

Ouch hahahaha

 

[AFeedz]

Wouldn't be the first time a man took a serious swing at me, starting with daddy. I eventually learned three rules:
1. Don't stand still and wait for it.
2. If it ain't nailed down it'll probably make a weapon, projectile or shield.
3. In close quarters, hair pulling, testicle twisting and eye gouging are all completely acceptable when your assailant outweighs you by about 100 lbs. Meanwhile, from a distance, kitchen cutlery, plates, glasses and scalding liquids will usually encourage the biggest, baddest mofo duck for cover even temporarily (at least long enough to grab the big knife).

But that shit was a long, long time ago (thank the gods). Damned miserable way to live.

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always get him really, really drunk (maybe throw in a little cold medication), drag his ass off to bed and when he's snoring really, really soundly, douse the bed in gasoline and pitch a match at it. Granted, you have to be willing to do some time, but I also firmly believe there are people that are worth going to jail for.

Damn. Shit just got real.

 

[calveless wonder]

Wouldn't be the first time a man took a serious swing at me, starting with daddy. I eventually learned three rules:
1. Don't stand still and wait for it.
2. If it ain't nailed down it'll probably make a weapon, projectile or shield.
3. In close quarters, hair pulling, testicle twisting and eye gouging are all completely acceptable when your assailant outweighs you by about 100 lbs. Meanwhile, from a distance, kitchen cutlery, plates, glasses and scalding liquids will usually encourage the biggest, baddest mofo duck for cover even temporarily (at least long enough to grab the big knife).

But that shit was a long, long time ago (thank the gods). Damned miserable way to live.

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always get him really, really drunk (maybe throw in a little cold medication), drag his ass off to bed and when he's snoring really, really soundly, douse the bed in gasoline and pitch a match at it. Granted, you have to be willing to do some time, but I also firmly believe there are people that are worth going to jail for.

ummm..........

 

[-SD-]

Wouldn't be the first time a man took a serious swing at me, starting with daddy. I eventually learned three rules:
1. Don't stand still and wait for it.
2. If it ain't nailed down it'll probably make a weapon, projectile or shield.
3. In close quarters, hair pulling, testicle twisting and eye gouging are all completely acceptable when your assailant outweighs you by about 100 lbs. Meanwhile, from a distance, kitchen cutlery, plates, glasses and scalding liquids will usually encourage the biggest, baddest mofo duck for cover even temporarily (at least long enough to grab the big knife).

But that shit was a long, long time ago (thank the gods). Damned miserable way to live.

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always get him really, really drunk (maybe throw in a little cold medication), drag his ass off to bed and when he's snoring really, really soundly, douse the bed in gasoline and pitch a match at it. Granted, you have to be willing to do some time, but I also firmly believe there are people that are worth going to jail for.

Choosing bad men for the win!

 

[javaguru]

Salem coven attempts to bind Charlie Sheen's warlock powers....


Which one is Musclemom?