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Do you Swiffer? I wish I had invented those silly Swiffer gadget's. Actually, I'd avoid studying if I could re-invent a common household item to make millions on. :)

I've not cleaned my own house for over 11 year's. No, I'm not a slob, I hire it done. I fear I'd need retrained if I had to do it myself. :)

Which final are you not wanting to study for?
 
vixensghost said:
Do you Swiffer? I wish I had invented those silly Swiffer gadget's. Actually, I'd avoid studying if I could re-invent a common household item to make millions on. :)

I've not cleaned my own house for over 11 year's. No, I'm not a slob, I hire it done. I fear I'd need retrained if I had to do it myself. :)

Which final are you not wanting to study for?
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Vix, did you spend any time in the south during your life?
 
vixensghost said:
I'll regret this I'm sure! Why do you ask?
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Just the way you phrased the last two sentences in your post...when I was in the south, I started talking like that too.

"This needs fixed, this needs done", etc.
 
vixensghost said:
Do you Swiffer? I wish I had invented those silly Swiffer gadget's. Actually, I'd avoid studying if I could re-invent a common household item to make millions on. :)

I've not cleaned my own house for over 11 year's. No, I'm not a slob, I hire it done. I fear I'd need retrained if I had to do it myself. :)

Which final are you not wanting to study for?
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I dont have a swiffer.
I clean everything with Lysol spray and paper towels.

I'm (not) studying for my land use class.
Ewww

I have too many damn books.
 
vixensghost said:
Elvis has left the building with a fried peanut butter and 'nanner sandwich.

Nope, I've never lived in the south, KIO.
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Damn..I thought for sure I was onto some hillbillyism there.

Stefkas a hillbilly...did you know that?
 
I'm still disturbed about this whole bacon thing. How can you call yourself a true redneck and not like bacon?

pfft..
 
Knock It Off said:
I'm still disturbed about this whole bacon thing. How can you call yourself a true redneck and not like bacon?

pfft..
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I don't call myself a true redneck. I'm the token hippie liberal in my family. But I still drive a pick up truck and I still like rolling around in the dirt and I guess I still talk kind of funny.
 
Stefka said:
I don't call myself a true redneck. I'm the token hippie liberal in my family. But I still drive a pick up truck and I still like rolling around in the dirt and I guess I still talk kind of funny.
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Take out the part where you say you're a liberal, and that may be the best post you've ever made :)
 
Knock It Off said:
Take out the part where you say you're a liberal, and that may be the best post you've ever made :)
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I'm only really a liberal when judged by my family's standards.
They REALLY love their guns and the death penalty...and bacon.
 
Well, since you like to roll around in dirt, drive a pick up, and you talk funny...I can let the bacon thing slide.
 
Knock It Off said:
Well, since you like to roll around in dirt, drive a pick up, and you talk funny...I can let the bacon thing slide.
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They have veggie bacon now. I've never tried it though.
 
Stefka said:
But I think if I went out and bought veggie bacon my parents would officially disown me.
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Just don't mention it to them.

Don't ever mention it to me again either. I'll give you a freeb and pretend I didn't read that post.
 
Knock It Off said:
Just the way you phrased the last two sentences in your post...when I was in the south, I started talking like that too.

"This needs fixed, this needs done", etc.
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That is not just from the south.

Most married women nag like that all the time.
 
Jeepers - finals this late into December sucks. School for us was out last Thursday. I turned in my last grades last week and jetted.
 
The Old Vet said:
Jeepers - finals this late into December sucks. School for us was out last Thursday. I turned in my last grades last week and jetted.
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The undergrads are already done.
The law school finals drag on forever.
I should have planned this semester better.
Next semester I won't have to stay here for the whole 2 weeks of finals.
 
Stefka said:
The undergrads are already done.
The law school finals drag on forever.
I should have planned this semester better.
Next semester I won't have to stay here for the whole 2 weeks of finals.
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If I remember correctly we started the school year earlier than everyone else and left later than everyone else when I was in laws school. Plus we had a policy of not more than three finals per week or something like that so finals were two weeks long. Here (i teach undergrad finance classes) they can have like two finals per day and a max of 5 per week or something. Then again, an undergrad final is nothing like law school lol

Anyway, good luck on the final and enjoy the break when you are done!!!
 
The Old Vet said:
If I remember correctly we started the school year earlier than everyone else and left later than everyone else when I was in laws school. Plus we had a policy of not more than three finals per week or something like that so finals were two weeks long. Here (i teach undergrad finance classes) they can have like two finals per day and a max of 5 per week or something. Then again, an undergrad final is nothing like law school lol

Anyway, good luck on the final and enjoy the break when you are done!!!
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Thanks, I can't wait to be done.
But my last final is an 8 hour takehome!!!
That is just evil.
 
Knock It Off said:
Just don't mention it to them.

Don't ever mention it to me again either. I'll give you a freeb and pretend I didn't read that post.
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You're granting me a lot of concessions today. You must really like pick up trucks and dirt.
 
samoth said:
Veggie bacon? The hell is that? Tofu shaped like bacon?

Can't be any worse that fried ice cream or fried snickers.



:cow:
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Yes, exactly, pink tofu shaped like bacon.

You'd probably like deep fried snickers bars.
 
Stefka said:
Yes, exactly, pink tofu shaped like bacon.

You'd probably like deep fried snickers bars.
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I'm scared of new food I haven't already tried. I wouldn't touch fried candy or tofu anything, lol.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Never had it before.

Nor have I ever had a whopper, big mac, mustard, or numerous other culinary atrocities.



:cow:
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what the fuck
You've never had mustard?
How the hell does someone get to be 27-years-old without having ever eaten mustard?
I love mustard.
 
Stefka said:
what the fuck
You've never had mustard?
How the hell does someone get to be 27-years-old without having ever eaten mustard?
I love mustard.
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I didn't even eat pizza until I was, like, 11. I've always been such a wierd and picky eater. I love plain things. Ever since I was a toddler. (Old habits die hard?)

I have never eaten mustard. I never will. Never. *shudders*



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I didn't even eat pizza until I was, like, 11. I've always been such a wierd and picky eater. I love plain things. Ever since I was a toddler. (Old habits die hard?)

I have never eaten mustard. I never will. Never. *shudders*



:cow:
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Baby, this could be a problem.
Do you at least like spicy stuff?
 
Stefka said:
Baby, this could be a problem.
Do you at least like spicy stuff?
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I sprinkle a little bit of pepper on boiled eggs sometimes. Like, maybe 5-10 specs of pepper per egg (along with the 2g salt/egg).

In general, no, I neither like nor have tried spicy food. See, spice serves no function other than flavor, so my mind has trouble justifying consuming it.

I'm trying to remember ever eating something spicy... does, like, the spices in pastrami count? I like pastrami.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I sprinkle a little bit of pepper on boiled eggs sometimes. Like, maybe 5-10 specs of pepper per egg (along with the 2g salt/egg).

In general, no, I neither like nor have tried spicy food. See, spice serves no function other than flavor, so my mind has trouble justifying consuming it.

I'm trying to remember ever eating something spicy... does, like, the spices in pastrami count? I like pastrami.



:cow:
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Spice does serve a purpose.
It hurts and it feels good.
It can make you sweat.
It can make you cry.
My dad started feeding me jalapenos when I was like 5.
Now I have trouble eating food that doesn't make me cry a little.
 
Stefka said:
Spice does serve a purpose.
It hurts and it feels good.
It can make you sweat.
It can make you cry.
My dad started feeding me jalapenos when I was like 5.
Now I have trouble eating food that doesn't make me cry a little.
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Do spices help me gain muscles and get jacked? I'm pretty sure getting into lifting secured a strange disinterest towards most foods.

I used to have my mom make these protein pancakes every morning before school. Mmm... bland pancakes.

I'd probably eat a pepper. Like, whole from the ground. It's plain and "normal". It's the whole mixing food with spices that... eww, why? Flavor is irrelevant. Food is a combination of nutrient-drugs processed by the body.



:cow:
 
dang, my finals were over about 2 weeks ago.
 
samoth said:
Do spices help me gain muscles and get jacked? I'm pretty sure getting into lifting secured a strange disinterest towards most foods.

I used to have my mom make these protein pancakes every morning before school. Mmm... bland pancakes.

I'd probably eat a pepper. Like, whole from the ground. It's plain and "normal". It's the whole mixing food with spices that... eww, why? Flavor is irrelevant. Food is a combination of nutrient-drugs processed by the body.



:cow:
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Eating whole jalapenos or habaneros straight off the plant is fun, but you kind of have to work up to it.
I'll help you.
 
There's no chance of permanant damage, is there? What's that muggawugga spicey/hotness scale that's out there?



:cow:
 
stephen4327 said:
i dont know what muggawugga is?... i duno... i duno
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It's a phrase not unlike calling an unknown tool a goddammit.

c.f. Feynman:

"Now to the philosophy class. The course was taught by an old bearded
professor named Robinson, who always mumbled. I would go to the class, and
he would mumble along, and I couldn't understand a thing. The other people
in the class seemed to understand him better, but they didn't seem to pay
any attention. I happened to have a small drill, about one-sixteenth-inch,
and to pass the time in that class, I would twist it between my fingers and
drill holes in the sole of my shoe, week after week.

Finally one day at the end of the class, Professor Robinson went "wugga
mugga mugga wugga wugga..." and everybody got excited! They were all talking
to each other and discussing, so I figured he'd said something interesting,
thank God! I wondered what it was?

I asked somebody, and they said, "We have to write a theme, and hand it
in in four weeks."

"A theme on what?"

"On what he's been talking about all year."

I was stuck. The only thing that I had heard during that entire term
that I could remember was a moment when there came this upwelling,
"muggawuggastreamofconsciousnessmuggawugga," and phoom! -- it sank back into
chaos."



:cow:
 
samoth said:
There's no chance of permanant damage, is there? What's that muggawugga spicey/hotness scale that's out there?



:cow:
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No risk of permanent damage, but you might whine and cry a little.
 
Stefka said:
Of course.
But you like that, right?
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As long as I don't eat any salt afterword. :worried:

I should try buying one of these peppers. Do the stores sell them by variety, hotness ranking, price, or something?



:cow:
 
samoth said:
It's a phrase not unlike calling an unknown tool a goddammit.

c.f. Feynman:

"Now to the philosophy class. The course was taught by an old bearded
professor named Robinson, who always mumbled. I would go to the class, and
he would mumble along, and I couldn't understand a thing. The other people
in the class seemed to understand him better, but they didn't seem to pay
any attention. I happened to have a small drill, about one-sixteenth-inch,
and to pass the time in that class, I would twist it between my fingers and
drill holes in the sole of my shoe, week after week.

Finally one day at the end of the class, Professor Robinson went "wugga
mugga mugga wugga wugga..." and everybody got excited! They were all talking
to each other and discussing, so I figured he'd said something interesting,
thank God! I wondered what it was?

I asked somebody, and they said, "We have to write a theme, and hand it
in in four weeks."

"A theme on what?"

"On what he's been talking about all year."

I was stuck. The only thing that I had heard during that entire term
that I could remember was a moment when there came this upwelling,
"muggawuggastreamofconsciousnessmuggawugga," and phoom! -- it sank back into
chaos."



:cow:
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alright got ya
 
samoth said:
As long as I don't eat any salt afterword. :worried:

I should try buying one of these peppers. Do the stores sell them by variety, hotness ranking, price, or something?



:cow:
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After you eat said pepper, make sure you eat a whole stick of butter. It cools the burning sensation.
 
samoth said:
As long as I don't eat any salt afterword. :worried:

I should try buying one of these peppers. Do the stores sell them by variety, hotness ranking, price, or something?



:cow:
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Yes stores sell them.
I dont know how the selection is in WI though.
Buy a jalapeno, a serano and a habanero.
Start with the jalapeno, work up to the habanero.
And please call me when you try eating them so I can hear you whimper.
 
Stefka said:
Yes stores sell them.
I dont know how the selection is in WI though.
Buy a jalapeno, a serano and a habanero.
Start with the jalapeno, work up to the habanero.
And please call me when you try eating them so I can hear you whimper.
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I totally don't wimper!



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Bullocks. I'm totally way too tough for that. (Or, at least I say so on the internet, lol.)



:cow:
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I had a tough guy contest with a dude on my hockey team once....it involved eating an entire habanero pepper without flinching. Well, after the idiot contest was over, I spent about 45 minutes flat on my back in some of the worst pain of my life.

The aftermath consisted of a long stay in the restroom that required two medium sized bags of ice and a small fire extinguisher.
 
Knock It Off said:
The aftermath consisted of a long stay in the restroom that required two medium sized bags of ice and a small fire extinguisher.
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WTF? I think I'm being selectively fed the warnings that potentially await me here... methinks some personal research might be needed...



:cow:
 
What the hell is wrong with you people?
I think I have an iron stomach.
I used to grow habaneros and tomatoes.
I would make some super awesome salsa, but most of my friends couldn't eat it because it was too hot.
It was perfect to me.
But I don't eat whole habaneros.
I can munch on jalapenos no problem, but I have no desire to eat an entire habanero.
 
Stefka said:
What the hell is wrong with you people?
I think I have an iron stomach.
I used to grow habaneros and tomatoes.
I would make some super awesome salsa, but most of my friends couldn't eat it because it was too hot.
It was perfect to me.
But I don't eat whole habaneros.
I can munch on jalapenos no problem, but I have no desire to eat an entire habanero.
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Thats becase jalapenos are for girls.

Eat an entire hab in about 30-40 seconds and you will feel a great deal of pain just as I did.

I will say though, that the habanero salsa I've had is some of the best. It's probably one of the best tasting peppers out there if used correctly.
 
Knock It Off said:
Thats becase jalapenos are for girls.

Eat an entire hab in about 30-40 seconds and you will feel a great deal of pain just as I did.

I will say though, that the habanero salsa I've had is some of the best. It's probably one of the best tasting peppers out there if used correctly.
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See, that is just stupid.
Of course you will feel a great deal of pain if you eat an entire habanero in less than a minute.
You are abusing the pepper!
You have lost all pepper privileges!
 
Stefka said:
See, that is just stupid.
Of course you will feel a great deal of pain if you eat an entire habanero in less than a minute.
You are abusing the pepper!
You have lost all pepper privileges!
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Agreed.

It was one of the dumbest things I have ever done. I still remember laying there like a snot nosed grade schooler with tears gushing from my eyes, looking like I just got the shit kicked out of me, praying for the pain to stop.
 
Knock It Off said:
Alls I got is boxer briefs, but PM me your address.
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You should get Cotton Crotch's opinion on which briefs to send.
 
My room is messy again.

And I really hate Niko. Her voice kills me.

P.S. My snapple cap tells me that only male turkeys gobble
 
Stefka said:
I really must not want to study for my last final.
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I am always amazed at what I will do to get out of doing what I should be doing. A few years ago I painted the exterior trim of house, it bought me just over a week of good old fashioned procrastination.
 
Hmmm
Did my laundry today.
That was productive.
I am so excited that finals season is almost over.
I want to go home.
I am looking forward to gambling with my little brother.
he knows where all the cheap tables are.
I'm actually pretty good at Texas hold'em.
*sigh*

P.S. My snapple cap tells me that beavers were once the size of bears
 
Stefka said:
Hmmm
Did my laundry today.
That was productive.
I am so excited that finals season is almost over.
I want to go home.
I am looking forward to gambling with my little brother.
he knows where all the cheap tables are.
I'm actually pretty good at Texas hold'em.
*sigh*

P.S. My snapple cap tells me that beavers were once the size of bears
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Dammit Cotton Crotch!!!

I don't care if you think your hot shit, because you have Samoth!!!

But, I told you guys to stop being mean to my buddy Rocky Road!@@!!!
 
Stefka said:
Hmmm
Did my laundry today.
That was productive.
I am so excited that finals season is almost over.
I want to go home.
I am looking forward to gambling with my little brother.
he knows where all the cheap tables are.
I'm actually pretty good at Texas hold'em.
*sigh*

P.S. My snapple cap tells me that beavers were once the size of bears
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Is your beaver the size of a bear? :worried:
 
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