Ughhh I hate being Married!

[CrimsonKing]

My wife and I are sitting in the room together watching the news when suddenly whe looks down at her forearm and says “O’h my GOD, look at the hair on my left forearm! Its turned dark and thick! Do you think it was because of the cast I had just taken off made the hair turn dark?.....” I say “ I don’t know hun, I’m not sure what makes hair turn dark, perhaps you should just bleach it…” then I go back to watching TV

She turn to me 5 minutes later and screams at me that I could care less if she was dead and I would just walk over her corpse! She then storms out of the room and up to the bedroom to sulk…. WTF? I guess its my fault she is turning into a hairy bitch?..... UGHHHH

 

[68GT350]

Damn, you're married to a hairy girl. Sucks for you, dude. Maybe it's better off that she wants to be alone. *shudders*

 

[daised]

sometimes we (women0 just feel as if we are taken for grantide and no one is really listening to us.

 

[gymrat]

Tell Bigfoot to relax a little.

 

[CytoMel]

"Consider it a divorce!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall 1990

 

[vinylgroover]

That's cute, calling your gay husband your wife.

 

[Paulos]

If you want to get back on her good side you should find a waxing kit, and while she's sleeping wax that hairy ass monkey forearm of hers.

 

[CrimsonKing]

If you want to get back on her good side you should find a waxing kit, and while she's sleeping wax that hairy ass monkey forearm of hers.

LOL.. That's good advice!

 

[crimson coal]

I'm married to Crimson......I'll bet ya never even looked over at her when ya talked to her did ya? Been there, Done that. They hate that ya know...lol. Ya have to give em your undivided attention when they ask dumb little things like that or they think your not paying any attention to them.

 

[CrimsonKing]

I have this obedience collar i have for the dog that deliver a 'mild' but stimulating shock when she 'barks'... I think I'll put that on her tonight in her sleep and put a lock on the collar.. It will be fun!.. I think I'll take the day off work tomorrow...