needto's alters say they like me too... so what!? now post up said 21 year olds WITH your quads in it or you're just going to be the dude in the wheelchair that lies to everyone. i think you met a 42 year old ugly chick and your dividing the age and claiming there are two of them to save face.
it's ok bro, i'll never look down on you. ugly chix are kinda freaky in the sack anyways. well cause they have to be...
and if possible have one hold a CURRENT newspaper and the other one with a tub of creatine.
you're a jets fan which means you will trip over your own dick and pass out while some other guy shows up and bangs both of them until they are cross eyed.