Taint this and it taint that...
Get it boner? The patch of skin between. This girl had none I tell you... pinched between my fingers it was like a napkin thickness...
How odd. I was pretty friggin drunk, but I still found it amusing. This morning I woke up and it was the first thing I thought of. I kept thinking maybe they are all like that, but I thought nah... I have been there before and I would have remembered it if was that thin on every girl.