Tribute to Botulism

[satanic goatslayer]

Clostridium botulinum, I love you so
A deadly toxin, you come and go
Spreading spores all over the place
To rid me of you, I rub borax on my face
I can get you from food
And black-tar heroin wounds
18 to 36 hours later
I'm having trouble swallowing food
My feces are runny
My speech is slurred
My eyelids are drooping
My eyesight is blurred
I love you regardless
Your effects are true
I even inherited paralysis from you
I don't cook my food completely
My skin is growing paler
Soon I will suffer
From respiratory failure
They tell me to throw away
Aluminum cans that bulge
But the toxin status of my meals
To my guests, I won't divulge
I like to see them twitch
And shiver on the floor
When they cease breathing
I just throw them out the door
And so I give to you
Mister Clostridium botulinum
A lovely arrangement of aortas
And a bottle full of rum

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I almost forgot Salmonella

Salmonella, so easy to find
Passing through my stomach
And into my intestine
You travel
To my liver or spleen
Preventing my immune system from functioning correctly
It's really keen!
I get you from chicken
And even their eggs too
They say to wash my hands
To eliminate you
Abdominal cramping
Bloody diarrhea with mucous
It's even better
Than living with Lupus
You usually pass
In 5 - 7 days
But I can catch you again
In numerous ways
I will eat raw eggs
To get Reiter's Syndrome
I might even drill
A hole in my dome
And fill it with chicken feed
To attract the young cluckers
They'll peck at my brain
Those sneaky little fuckers
Persist I will, until the day that I die
And I promise, no eggs will I fry

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[thefantom1]

I heard that Liberace died from Botulism.

I think it was "Buttulism" that got Liberace

 

[satanic goatslayer]

LOL Fantom.....I was gonna say AIDS, but that's better.

 

[plifter]

What about Scurvy? I always thought that was a cool name for a disease.

 

[decibel]

it sounds like you are a fan of "carcass"

 

[fiatconspiracy]

heroin, heroin, heroin, smoking coke drinking beers,

"Clerks" best movie of all time, mall rats , chasing amy,

 

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