Tortilla pizza

[uamaverick]

I started making these in college because I was a lazy bastard and didn't feel like cooking. Still one of my favorite things to eat (Shirl's vag being #1).

Step 1: get shit from grocery store

Step 2: put tortilla on stove burner on high heat to crisp up, 30 seconds a side, maybe

Step 3: put shit on tortilla

Step 4: put shit in toaster oven (if you're a poor jew and don't have a toaster oven, put that shit in the oven, fgt)

Step 5: eat that shit, chew that shit

total time: 5 minutes.

Fuck you.

http://oi41.tinypic.com/a1jqf.jpg

 

[bigpokey]

is the pizza or shirlz vaj greasier?

 

[uamaverick]

Shirl's is way greasier due to her constantly working out, it's building up too much vag gravy.

 

[bigpokey]

ahhah that's just a yeast infection breh

 

[uamaverick]

I still licked it clean

 

[ismaele00]

Have you ever eaten Potatoes-Tortilla (aka Spanish Tortilla)? Nothing to do with this one.

 

[nimbus]

enjoy your guacamole tonight, faggot

 

[PICK3]

Step 3: put shit on tortilla

how cum u didn't put moar shit on it

 

[PICK3]

btw, that shit looks like after birth on toast

 

[uamaverick]

enjoy your guacamole tonight, faggot

lol oh bro you have no idea, I make badass guacamole.

 

[nimbus]

lol oh bro you have no idea, I make badass guacamole.

i use jnev's recipe, which is actually quite fucking good as well

 

[uamaverick]

Oooooh peppperonnniiiii, how much iiiii looooveee yaaaa

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol vag gravy

 

[bigpokey]

whats up with the guac recipes ngrs post up!

 

[shirlene29]

theres far too much wrong with this thread

 

[uamaverick]

Gookamole recipe:

4 avacados, 1 lime, 1 lemon , half a sweet onion diced, 5 raw jalapenos diced, 1 roma tomato diced , half a bunch of cilantro stems diced, cider vinegar and salt to taste

 

[nimbus]

needs moar garlic brah. i'm liking this vingr idea though