TOOL... meets... my little Bro.

[dballer]

I told this already in e-mail to someone a while back.. but here goes again...

I will try to make this short. We live in Atlanta. My little bro (26) sets up sound for bands who play here. Anyhow, TOOL came in. My brother likes TOOL.. but he is more of a Pantera fan. He is a skinny pot smoker kid who never starts shit.... unless he is drunk.

Back to the story... TOOL.. he sets up the show and TOOL shows up. Well, my little bro and his friend who got him the job are standing back in the dressing room waiting to meet these guys. Now my brother had about a half bottle of Jim Beam in his belly.. I guess he was feeling a little froggy. Well the room was filled with reporters, magazine people, record label people... you get the idea. The band had this huge ice chest with beer and soda in there. Well as the band walks in.. the cameras start to flash and my brother has his eyes dead set on Maynard.. the lead singer. From what my brothers friend said.. Maynard took notice to my brothers glares as soon as he walked in. Well, Maynard walks to this ice chest near my brother... and as he walks up.. my brother snags a beer out of the chest while looking this Maynard guy dead in the eye and opens the beer... throws the cap in the ice right in front of Maynard... then keeps staring at him with this eat shit look. My brothers friend looks at him and was kinda like "Hey man.. whats your deal?" Then in front of all these fans and record people... my brother annonces.. very loudly.."My FUCKING DICK is bigger than this guy!!!".... then my brother looked at him.. took a big swig of the beer and walked out. My brothers friend said as soon as he left, Maynard put his hands over his eyes as his face went blood red and ran out of the room. He also said that everyone in the room was laughing. This story was told to me by my brothers friend.. not my brother. My brother gave my little sister all of his TOOL cd's the next day.

On a side note... my brother lost that job because he got drunk with the lead singer of Pantarea (Phil somthing) at OZZFEST and was busted for throwing basketballs at Tommy Lee!!! The lead singer of Pantera is my brothers hero... my brother said he is by far the craziest SOB alive!!!



adios man.. hope you got a laugh out of this.

DBaller

 

[69Muscle]

lmao! What a pussy!

 

[HappyScrappy]

sounds like a great guy

 

[freak daddy]

Phil and your brother throwing basketballs at Tommy Lee is CLASSIC! I would have paid to see that!

 

[dballer]

that whold Pantera story is crazier than the TOOL story.. but I forget some of it.. I will talk to Mike tonight and find out.. I do know that him and the lead singer.. Phil.. somthing.. were walking around all night calling eachother "FREAK" really loud... so my brother almost got arrested my security for saying that to this Phil guy.. then Phil tells em.. "Hey, thats my little buddy" they let him go. I know he misses that job alot.

 

[dballer]

Phil and your brother throwing basketballs at Tommy Lee is CLASSIC! I would have paid to see that!

FUCK.. is that you in your avatar?? You and I kinda look alike... except I got hair. I used to be bald... but I grew it back. (goin for the Garza look)

 

[Kryp2o]

that whold Pantera story is crazier than the TOOL story.. but I forget some of it.. I will talk to Mike tonight and find out.. I do know that him and the lead singer.. Phil.. somthing.. were walking around all night calling eachother "FREAK" really loud... so my brother almost got arrested my security for saying that to this Phil guy.. then Phil tells em.. "Hey, thats my little buddy" they let him go. I know he misses that job alot.

Phil Anselmo.

 

[freak daddy]

FUCK.. is that you in your avatar?? You and I kinda look alike... except I got hair. I used to be bald... but I grew it back. (goin for the Garza look)

That would be me!

 

[frorider6]

As with most things I read on the internet, funny even if not true.

 

[Gilbyag]

LOL!

 

[Bodhidogma]

thats a great story. i like your brother.

 

[dballer]

As with most things I read on the internet, funny even if not true.

I know you do not know me from dick and adam.. but you have my word it is true.

 

[HamsterHider]

IT IS ALSO TRUE I HAVE A NINE INCH WILLY!!!!!! POST A PICTURE OF YOUR BROTHER SO WE CAN SEE THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

 

[dballer]

IT IS ALSO TRUE I HAVE A NINE INCH WILLY!!!!!! POST A PICTURE OF YOUR BROTHER SO WE CAN SEE THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

gimme a day or so to get one scanned in and I will... check back to this thread.. I will get a good pic of him.

I give you my word.

 

[freak daddy]

I know you do not know me from dick and adam.. but you have my word it is true.

I really believe, you Big Brother Val and I were brothers in a past life!

 

[dballer]

I really believe, you Big Brother Val and I were brothers in a past life!

I think we were brothers seperated at birth!!!! You guys are like my fuckin sub-consice (sp?)

 

[freak daddy]

I think we were brothers seperated at birth!!!! You guys are like my fuckin sub-consice (sp?)

I agree!

 

[MP5]

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I don't get it.

You're saying Maynard was ashamed and embarassed because someone said he has a small dick?

 

[dballer]

I don't get it.

You're saying Maynard was ashamed and embarassed because someone said he has a small dick?

...

No.. My brother said.. "My Dick is bigger than this guy.." talking about Maynards General size compared to the size of my brothers dick.

 

[Daeo]

I don't get it. Why did your brother feel compelled to start shit with Maynard? Because he noticed that your brother was looking at him???

 

[dballer]

I guess cause he was expecting someone who could live up to all of the words he wrote. well, and like I said.. my brother is a very shy quiet guy.. and he was drunk. So I think the booze had somthing to do with it.