Tom Cruise

[RottenWillow]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

 

[jestro]

He seems like a good dude, for a movie star. Someone in boondocks WA won a contest to watch a screening with him. Like 3000 people showed up outside. Cruise signed autographs and took pics with EVERYONE who wanted one. He stayed for hours.
How many people would do that, I know I'd tell em all to fuck off.

In summary, way to jump on the bash Cruise bandwagon, get a life.

 

[AAP]

Tom Cruise will couch stomp yo ass.

 

[RottenWillow]

He seems like a good dude, for a movie star. Someone in boondocks WA won a contest to watch a screening with him. Like 3000 people showed up outside. Cruise signed autographs and took pics with EVERYONE who wanted one. He stayed for hours.
How many people would do that, I know I'd tell em all to fuck off.

In summary, way to jump on the bash Cruise bandwagon, get a life.

Are we jousting now? You like him, I dont. I didnt know there was a bash Cuise Bandwagon.

 

[jestro]

Are we jousting now? You like him, I dont. I didnt know there was a bash Cuise Bandwagon.

You didn't know? It's been very trendy to make fun of him since the couch jumping incident.
Dorky sure, but sometimes the star bashing is just dumb.

Now, I fully support any Lohan, Spears, Hilton, Pac Man bashing, cause they deserve it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

typical man hater, threatened by a strong content male...

 

[vixensghost]

I'm forever ruined knowing I'd have to stuff his socks and tighty whities in his mouth for him to dance 1/2 naked for me. Why did he ever have to open his mouth and express his craziness? Bastard....

 

[AAP]

He is ok, but that Scientology shit is too far out there for me.

 

[Longhorn85]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

It all started when your gender went nuts over him in Risky Business. Now we all have to suffer.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

another retard that graduated from a new jersey high school. nj graduates more rejects than anywhere else in the world.

 

[Longhorn85]

How many people would do that

I think he has been in damage control mode since the couch incident.

 

[vixensghost]

It all started when your gender went nuts over him in Risky Business. Now we all have to suffer.

OH PLEASE. Like you don't dance around in your sock feet, button down shirt and tighty whities....

 

[Kano]

id hit it

 

[SaladFork]

Tom is second in charge now of the Church of Scientology. I think he’s a nut case.

“A four-year-old video of Tom Cruise talking about his belief in Scientology has been leaked on the internet.

The nine-minute video's release comes as Andrew Morton published a book about the Hollywood star, alleging that the 45-year-old actor ranks second in command in the Church of Scientology.”

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5gSUku7sTDjZjaHWbLUxRtPP5A8pA

 

[RottenWillow]

You didn't know? It's been very trendy to make fun of him since the couch jumping incident.

No, I just find him massively self-absorbed. Every interview I've seen with him is the same. He alternates between the Intense, Sincere Look when discussing topics of deep self-reference points!! and the Self-Contented Hearty Laugh with eyes squeezed shut and to-and-fro rocking.

His acting is good. I'd enjoy his movies so much more if he'd please stop doing interviews and advertising what a complete tool he is.

 

[jnevin]

typical man hater, threatened by a strong content male...

lmao

 

[heatherrae]

His father was an attorney here in Louisville. He passed away a few years ago, but he was known for being off the deep end CRAZY. He used to send all the attorneys Memos about how many ounces of coffee they were allowed to pour in their coffee cups, what size cups were allowed, how their office furniture was to be arranged, how many pictures and what size were allowed on their desks, and the like. He had obsessive compulsive disorder, I think.

 

[jnevin]

His father was an attorney here in Louisville. He passed away a few years ago, but he was known for being off the deep end CRAZY. He used to send all the attorneys Memos about how many ounces of coffee they were allowed to pour in their coffee cups, what size cups were allowed, how their office furniture was to be arranged, how many pictures and what size were allowed on their desks, and the like. He had obsessive compulsive disorder, I think.

Could've been autism too. There was a guy at one of my old offices that was really successfull but acted really ocd whenever he didn't have customers around. You'd have to lock your office so he wouldn't go in there and organize your stuff. He was just a lot more functional than some.

 

[reno240]

No, I just find him massively self-absorbed. Every interview I've seen with him is the same. He alternates between the Intense, Sincere Look when discussing topics of deep self-reference points!! and the Self-Contented Hearty Laugh with eyes squeezed shut and to-and-fro rocking.

His acting is good. I'd enjoy his movies so much more if he'd please stop doing interviews and advertising what a complete tool he is.

Every actor or actress is self-absorbed. You have to be in order to get into that line of work.

Cruise is a nice guy for an actor. He always has been - he's also a nut job - but who gives a shit as long as the movies he makes are better than the Mission Impossible trilogy.

 

[Dial_tone]

Cut the man some slack...he's done the research on all of you.

 

[heatherrae]

Could've been autism too. There was a guy at one of my old offices that was really successfull but acted really ocd whenever he didn't have customers around. You'd have to lock your office so he wouldn't go in there and organize your stuff. He was just a lot more functional than some.

could have been. I dunno. He was a very good lawyer, though. Very detail oriented.

 

[needtogetarmy]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

This is the best post I have read in a while! I agree 100%

 

[RottenWillow]

....he's also a nut job - but who gives a shit as long as the movies he makes are better than the Mission Impossible trilogy.

I really wouldnt if he didnt keep doing interviews once a month. Just every time I turn around...oh shit it's him again.


I dont believe I agree that all actors by definition are self-absorbed, and certainly not massively so like I characterized Dillhole Cruise. They need to be introspective for sure, but I could name many of them that seem genuinely self-effacing and who shun the spotlight.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

I dont believe I agree that all actors by definition are self-absorbed, and certainly not massively so like I characterized Dillhole Cruise. They need to be introspective for sure, but I could name many of them that seem genuinely self-effacing and who shun the spotlight.

Looking for a self-absorb Hollywood type? Checkout The Tyra Banks Show! That bitch could be interviewing a Vietnam vet who had both of his arms and legs blow off in combat and somehow she'll find a way to tie his experience to her own life and modeling. Dude could be a nun-raping serial killer obsessed with the Osmonds and, inevitably, she'll say, "I know exactly how that feels because, you know, I have a modeling background and . . . " blah blah blah. In the end, it's all about Tyra, always!

 

[RottenWillow]

Looking for a self-absorb Hollywood type? Checkout The Tyra Banks Show! That bitch could be interviewing a Vietnam vet who had both of his arms and legs blow off in combat and somehow she'll find a way to tie his experience to her own life and modeling. Dude could be a nun-raping serial killer obsessed with the Osmonds and, inevitably, she'll say, "I know exactly how that feels because, you know, I have a modeling background and . . . " blah blah blah. In the end, it's all about Tyra, always!

Well lemme tell you how rough it was to be on a photoshoot for 16 hours straight, mister no limbs man!

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Well lemme tell you how rough it was to be on a photoshoot for 16 hours straight, mister no limbs man!

LOL

 

[heatherrae]

Looking for a self-absorb Hollywood type? Checkout The Tyra Banks Show! That bitch could be interviewing a Vietnam vet who had both of his arms and legs blow off in combat and somehow she'll find a way to tie his experience to her own life and modeling. Dude could be a nun-raping serial killer obsessed with the Osmonds and, inevitably, she'll say, "I know exactly how that feels because, you know, I have a modeling background and . . . " blah blah blah. In the end, it's all about Tyra, always!

so true. She is such an idiot!

 

[AAP]

You think Cruise could win American Idol?

 

[silverstar1025]

Agreed! He is such a fag.

 

[digimon7068]

Are we jousting now? You like him, I dont. I didnt know there was a bash Cuise Bandwagon.

i didn't either. . .but i got dibs on the seat behind RW. . .

 

[Razorguns]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

Let's see:

1) You care enough about Tom to post this.

2) Tom doesn't give a shit about you. Whether you live or die.

He makes millions, bangs hot chicks, and can do whatever he wants in life. Yeah how horrible it is.

How would you like it if someone critiqued your life? If we put your life under a magnifying glass - would it totally impress us?

r

 

[KillahBee]

In summary, way to jump on the bash Cruise bandwagon, get a life.

BWAHAHAHA!

Perfection

 

[digimon7068]

Let's see:

1) You care enough about Tom to post this.

2) Tom doesn't give a shit about you. Whether you live or die.

He makes millions, bangs hot chicks, and can do whatever he wants in life. Yeah how horrible it is.

How would you like it if someone critiqued your life? If we put your life under a magnifying glass - would it totally impress us?

r

as an actor i like tom. . .but in real life he seems like a tool. . .and based upon some of his more recent antics, i'd say he's headed for a melt-down of epic proportions. . .he'll make britney spears collapse look like a bad hair day. . .

 

[Razorguns]

as an actor i like tom. . .but in real life he seems like a tool. . .and based upon some of his more recent antics, i'd say he's headed for a melt-down of epic proportions. . .he'll make britney spears collapse look like a bad hair day. . .

all of you who know Tom in real life - raise your hand.

not to pick on you - but it's the national trend. Bored fat national enquirer reading soccer moms - always keeping abreast of celebrity gossip.

That's okay. Concentrating on celebs makes a lot of people a LOT of money. The WORST thing to happen to an actor - is when people stop talking about you. Ask Steven Seagal that.

r

 

[Smurfy]

If anyone is impressive, it's this Razorguns guy from elitefitness.com.^^^

lol Tom is annoying , he's always been annoying. Scientology is fucking stupid and insane to boot. SO there.

 

[75th]

One of the guys I work with cuts trailers for Paramount.

Nothing but bad things to say about the man. Like fucking weird, assholish type of guy. Big time.

Great actor, though. Magnolia should have won him an Oscar.

 

[blueta2]

I do think he's a nice person, but he truly does have some mental issues.
I used to like him a lot, then when he got weird and controlling, it kind of made me wonder about him.
I can't even stand seeing his movies anymore

 

[Smurfy]

I do think he's a nice person, but he truly does have some mental issues.
I used to like him a lot, then when he got weird and controlling, it kind of made me wonder about him.
I can't even stand seeing his movies anymore

He tried to control you????

 

[blueta2]

and the proof is in the eyes of his robotic/dead inside wife

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao at delusional people who think they know actors

 

[abolish the weak]

This asswipe is the most annoying person I've ever seen. He's either giving us his 20 milliion watt porcelian smile, his intense, fervent look (ooooh he's serious about this topic!), or his dumb fucking self-contented laugh.

Somebody shoot this goddamn douchebag.

Fully agree

 

[Razorguns]

One of the guys I work with cuts trailers for Paramount.

Nothing but bad things to say about the man. Like fucking weird, assholish type of guy. Big time.

Great actor, though. Magnolia should have won him an Oscar.

the drunk at the bar down the street is also a big fat asshole.

do i care? no. Do i complain on message boards? Do i lose sleep? Nope, sir.

Then why care about Tom? I know, jealousy. I make cuts and make $50k, and he makes $50 million. Aaah, easy to read people.

I bet NO ONE here on this board, has the ability to talk to Tom. He might as well be a fantasy ghost in their dreams. People, who themselves lead crappy lives with their own problems, crack me up with their analysises of other people.

Easier to critique other people, then critique yourself I guess. Cuz most wouldn't like what they find.

r

 

[Longhorn85]

OH PLEASE. Like you don't dance around in your sock feet, button down shirt and tighty whities....

Boxers baby, boxers

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

the drunk at the bar down the street is also a big fat asshole.

do i care? no. Do i complain on message boards? Do i lose sleep? Nope, sir.

Then why care about Tom? I know, jealousy. I make cuts and make $50k, and he makes $50 million. Aaah, easy to read people.

I bet NO ONE here on this board, has the ability to talk to Tom. He might as well be a fantasy ghost in their dreams. People, who themselves lead crappy lives with their own problems, crack me up with their analysises of other people.

Easier to critique other people, then critique yourself I guess. Cuz most wouldn't like what they find.


r

harsh... but it hit home for me.

 

[Longhorn85]

I bet NO ONE here on this board, has the ability to talk to Tom.

You know him on a first-name basis?

 

[Smurfy]

Easier to critique other people, then critique yourself I guess. Cuz most wouldn't like what they find.

r

well no shit sherlock. you have quite a knack for pointing out the obvious it seems. does this mean nobody should have an opinion about anyone else? no, that's just dumb.

 

[stosstruppe]

I dunno about Tom Cruise (like it matters if its a big promotion gimmick when he spends hours going through the crowd? Hundreds of people certainly have their day made by it), but I saw Jonathon Ross interview Tom Hanks a few days ago and he comes across as a very self effacing, pleasant fella. Took it in his stride when Jon was ripping in to him about his type writer collection, haha Not that I know him or anything just liked the minor stuff he done like involving the other guests in his interview & cracking jokes with the band guys.

 

[bigmann245]

It all went down hill after Top Gun....

 

[jerseyrugger76]

the drunk at the bar down the street is also a big fat asshole.do i care? no. Do i complain on message boards? Do i lose sleep? Nope, sir.

He also doesn't show up on your TV all of the time. Hell, he's probably not at that bar every time you go. And I am certain the drunk doesn't regale you with stories about how his never-been-to-college-ass has discovered that modern psychiatry is bunk and that the cult he belongs to has all of the answers to your psychological woes!

Then why care about Tom? I know, jealousy. I make cuts and make $50k, and he makes $50 million. Aaah, easy to read people

.

Celebrities, by definition, put themselves in the public eye for fun and profit. In doing so, they willingly hold themselves up for public criticism. By your logic, people only criticize someone who has substantially more money than they do. If so, then why are we not criticizing Bill Gates, Michael Bloomberg, Steve Schwarzman, or Oprah? Each one of them could buy and sell Tom thousands of times over. Could it be that they are not bat-shit crazy?

I bet NO ONE here on this board, has the ability to talk to Tom. He might as well be a fantasy ghost in their dreams.

The ability to talk to Tom is irrelevant. I won't be speaking directly with any of the prospective presidential candidates this year, but I'll be forming my opinions of them based on what I see and read about them. So will the rest of the free world. People do the same thing with celebrities and we actually have more data on them than most of the presidential candidates.

People, who themselves lead crappy lives with their own problems, crack me up with their analysises of other people.

People who can't spell for shit crack me up.

 

[LuluDeren]

I shook the hand of Jean Luc Godard, and I think he passed the shining onto me.

 

[RottenWillow]

Let's see:

1) You care enough about Tom to post this.

2) Tom doesn't give a shit about you. Whether you live or die.

He makes millions, bangs hot chicks, and can do whatever he wants in life. Yeah how horrible it is.

How would you like it if someone critiqued your life? If we put your life under a magnifying glass - would it totally impress us?

r

1)I didnt say I didnt care about him. I said I found him annoying as hell.

2) So? And?

3)Where the fuck did I do a point by point "critique of his life"?


I dont want him under a magnifying glass. I dont have any interest in his lifeystyle, nor do I know much about him at all other than the behaviors I said I found horribly annoying. Is all that pretty clear to you know, or you do want to keep addressing points I didnt raise?

 

[RottenWillow]

well no shit sherlock. you have quite a knack for pointing out the obvious it seems. does this mean nobody should have an opinion about anyone else? no, that's just dumb.

Lke the one he espouses on "douchebag Rumsfeld" in his own signature.

 

[Smurfy]

Lke the one he espouses on "douchebag Rumsfeld" in his own signature.

oh, he must know Rumsfeld personally.

 

[digimon7068]

all of you who know Tom in real life - raise your hand.

not to pick on you - but it's the national trend. Bored fat national enquirer reading soccer moms - always keeping abreast of celebrity gossip.

That's okay. Concentrating on celebs makes a lot of people a LOT of money. The WORST thing to happen to an actor - is when people stop talking about you. Ask Steven Seagal that.

r

did you see his most recent rant on scientology?? i assume that's him "in real life". . .d00d is crazier than a shithouse rat. . .