today i trade in my range rover

[rnch]

Alot of PT (aka rnch) p'wnage up in here.

unlike SO many insecure, envious, desperate to please others, pleading for the approval of others....."I" buy cars that please ME. NOT cars that please OTHERS.

 

[Bikini Mod]

unlike SO many insecure, envious, desperate to please others, pleading for the approval of others....."I" buy cars that please ME. NOT cars that please OTHERS.

Oh so you drive a Yugo?!?!



















(You HAD to know I was gonna go there!)

 

[rnch]

Oh so you drive a Yugo?!?!



















(You HAD to know I was gonna go there!)

i had the car a yugo was based on, a fiat 128, for 2 years while in college. it was yellow, the perfect color for that lemon! even with the windows down, keys dangling from the ignition, nobody would steal the POS.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i had the car a yugo was based on, a fiat 128, for 2 years while in college. it was yellow, the perfect color for that lemon! even with the windows down, keys dangling from the ignition, nobody would steal the POS.

LMFAO

I never had a nice car until I was near 39 years old.... and I was still HAWT.

God, when I think about that FREAKING minivan... I HATED, HATED, HATED it with a freaking passion. My freaking ex refused to let me have the Ford Explorer or was it Expedition?... BAH.... FREAKING MINIVANS....

And WTF is up with all the stationvan/miniwagon looking cars on the road today? Lexus, Porsche, BMW (amongst others) make these FREAKING UGLY ASS vehicles and you see these *spreading* soccer moms with big hair and hyuge stripper-looking boobjobs driving them around.


SKEERY SHIT I TELL YAZ.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

unlike SO many insecure, envious, desperate to please others, pleading for the approval of others....."I" buy cars that please ME. NOT cars that please OTHERS.

Props.
I drive a 2000 Ford Focus hatchback. It's the only economy car that's big enough on the inside to comfortably fit me.

 

[Mr. dB]

no no, i understood what you meant but still disagree with you. you've obviously never been a "mom driving a minivan" or you'd know that driving a PT cruiser is way better.

what could happen, i'll look like a fag?

i didn't know they were both front wheel drive. that helps.

Here is why you're wrong -- a minivan is boring and bland to the point of being nearly invisible to other motorists. A PT Cruiser is more actively annoying, like "hey look at that schmuck in that ugly piece of shit" kind of annoying.

 

[stilleto]

Here is why you're wrong -- a minivan is boring and bland to the point of being nearly invisible to other motorists. A PT Cruiser is more actively annoying, like "hey look at that schmuck in that ugly piece of shit" kind of annoying.

see, i see driving in a minivan as saying "i'm a mother with no sex appeal and i can't wait to get home and cook up a nice meatloaf" and driving in a PT cruiser says, "i may be an idiot who tries to look good and fails, but at least I give a mean blow job."

 

[Spartacus]

Trust me when I tell you, there ain't NUTHIN sexy bout a minivan.

......or was there?

when I come to dallas I'm gonna fuck you
GOM can film it
I'll wear a richard nixon mask

 

[Mr. dB]

see, i see driving in a minivan as saying "i'm a mother with no sex appeal and i can't wait to get home and cook up a nice meatloaf" and driving in a PT cruiser says, "i may be an idiot who tries to look good and fails, but at least I give a mean blow job."

But the minivan could also be saying "I'm so sexy I don't even have to try."

 

[Bikini Mod]

when I come to dallas I'm gonna fuck you
GOM can film it
I'll wear a richard nixon mask

BOTH of us busted out laughing simultaneously.

GOM's only question was, ".... with BOTH inches?!?"