Today at work

[bigbassturd]

Lol @ me trying pot, wouldn't even have the balls to buy it

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You wouldn't have to

Just put '420 friendly' on your POF ad and wallah

 

[nangiggles]

i'll smoke you out



Im the best guy to smoke w/if your'e a rookie

I have no idea what that means

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[miplank]

Just realized the interview is at 1pm

#winning

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not even gonna go to work tomorrow


#winningx2

 

[bigbassturd]

I put in my 2 weeks to go sell cars

 

[miplank]

Nice!

 

[nangiggles]

If I move to CO can you hire me?

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[nangiggles]

My hands are numb now, sweet, clapping feels awesome

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[bigbassturd]

Nice!

I wish!

 

[nangiggles]

Ohoh just found some sangria

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[caligirl85]

Wait what?

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Lol

 

[miplank]

I wish!

I was so close to posting a paystub last night for java so he could see just how much better I am than him..


haha

real talk

 

[caligirl85]

You guys! Now I'm really jelly and might have to go find a bottle!!

 

[miplank]

im drunk

 

[caligirl85]

Totw

 

[miplank]

you're welcome

 

[nangiggles]

im drunk

Im. 60-70℅ there

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[nangiggles]

Ohoh, the chalice is empty... Maybe its a sign to go to bed...

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[caligirl85]

you're welcome

Lolol you definitely livened it up

 

[nangiggles]

Ohoh

 

[miplank]

Lol

you love it

 

[nangiggles]

This bottle was new... 1.5 liters

 

[miplank]

Ohoh

no face pic? lame

 

[nangiggles]

no face pic? lame

Low battery, flash ain't working. On and I'm chubby, we're not all confidentblue eyed Adam Levines

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[nangiggles]

Fine here

 

[nangiggles]

Fine here

BTW what color are my damn eyes? Some days hazel, some days green, fucking weird

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[nangiggles]

Wtf is Cindy????

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[nangiggles]

I think I might fall asleep here in the living room

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[dabuffguy]

You're drunk Nan. Go to sleep.

 

[miplank]

pussy

 

[dabuffguy]

pussy

Finish your blunt and you go to sleep too. It's 12:30.

Gnight bff!

 

[nangiggles]

You're drunk Nan. Go to sleep.

Wtf do u know??

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[nangiggles]

Finish your blunt and you go to sleep too. It's 12:30.

Gnight bff!

1:30 here

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[miplank]

Finish your blunt and you go to sleep too. It's 12:30.

Gnight bff!

it's 11:30 fgt

 

[dabuffguy]

it's 11:30 fgt

Fuhhh, I'm retarded. Apparently I need to go to sleep.

^ what a retard

 

[dabuffguy]

Wtf do u know??

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Dick

 

[miplank]

pussy, I'm working on 3 hours of sleep

 

[nangiggles]

Did someone say dick?????

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[dabuffguy]

pussy, I'm working on 3 hours of sleep

I couldn't do that even if I wanted to.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm about to use my waterpik, this I'll be fun

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[PlN]

pussy, I'm working on 3 hours of sleep

you're working on dick

 

[miplank]

I couldn't do that even if I wanted to.

puss

 

[wootoom]

Holy fuck is this Java?


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[PlN]

lots of alcoholism up in this bish, can I join you?

 

[wootoom]

lots of alcoholism up in this bish, can I join you?

Ask your tool touching partner java


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[cindylou]

Wtf is Cindy????

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Seriously all I had was that Coors light. Yuck. I did drink it but it made me sleepy. I cannot believe I had nothing else in the house. I'm slipping; I'm gonna lose my rep.

 

[PlN]

Ask your tool touching partner java


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that makes me hard

 

[wootoom]

I bet he does


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[nangiggles]

Seriously all I had was that Coors light. Yuck. I did drink it but it made me sleepy. I cannot believe I had nothing else in the house. I'm slipping; I'm gonna lose my rep.

Cindy's ON the wagon!
http://i62.tinypic.com/2h58tpg.jpg

 

[WoodyO]

I'm so disappointed Cindy drank a Coors.

 

[PlN]

I bet he does


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we play tummy sticks

 

[bigbassturd]

Didn't drink last night but went to lunch today and am working on my 3rd double patron margarita.

Made the new guy who doesn't understand why I have nicknamed him plank pay for it.

I like this guy.

 

[-SD-]

Can i space cadet?

 

[cindylou]

Cindy's ON the wagon!
http://i62.tinypic.com/2h58tpg.jpg

LOL!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[redsamurai]

double patron margarita.

fag drink not surprised. Should have stopped at double patron.

 

[redsamurai]

BTW what color are my damn eyes? Some days hazel, some days green, fucking weird

slimy shapeshifter is wtf that is.

 

[ceo]

Most of you guys know I work on a teen psych unit.

We have a kid on the unit right now who has a presentation a lot like some of the school shooters and there is huge concern for him. It's a case I've been heavily involved in.

I was walking through the unit today and he was having a nap. I caught one of the nurses appearing to be doing something over him in his room. When I walked in, she was sprinkling Holy Water on him. WTF?!?

She spent a great deal of time trying to convince the doctor the boy is possessed and became quite agitated with me for busting her. Just when you think you've seen it all!

I think I'll be drinking wine tonight....

sacrament wine?

be sure to try the wafers!

 

[nangiggles]

slimy shapeshifter is wtf that is.

well hell I thought I had a caribbean vomit hue

 

[ceo]

You were right to confront her.

I'm obviously not opposed to religious ordinance to heal/bless the sick and afflicted, but it should be voluntary by request and/or consent.

I need a young priest and an old priest.

The power of Christ compels you!

 

[ceo]

What was her reasoning to thinking he was possessed?

She's female...and thus, irrational.

 

[cindylou]

BTW what color are my damn eyes? Some days hazel, some days green, fucking weird

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I would say hazel. I'm not sure what color mine are either they go between Briteblue outside and gray indoors

 

[cindylou]

Didn't drink last night but went to lunch today and am working on my 3rd double patron margarita.

Made the new guy who doesn't understand why I have nicknamed him plank pay for it.

I like this guy.

Lolololo do you really call him plank???? Lmfao can you sneak a pic

 

[wootoom]

None of this shit happened


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[wootoom]

I bet Nan takes huge dumps


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[-SD-]

I bet Nan takes huge dumps


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rump roast dumps

 

[WoodyO]

Nan's ass probably turns on like a rain bird and coats the whole bowl, rim, lid and possibly the lower portion of the tank.

 

[dabuffguy]

She's female...and thus, irrational.

Correct for 99.99% of questions.

 

[bigbassturd]

Lolololo do you really call him plank???? Lmfao can you sneak a pic

I can try lol

and yeah, he thinks it's either cause he's tall and thin or something about a board off of a cartoon named ed and eddy or something

jackass

 

[miplank]

Fuck this I had a long ass day and i'm having some more wine..



who's with me?

 

[miplank]

 

[nangiggles]

That's apple juice, ur trolling

 

[bigbassturd]

Wtf where's my sig?

 

[miplank]

it' there bro just not in the shot

 

[miplank]

That's apple juice, ur trolling

you gonna join me or what bish?

 

[nangiggles]

you gonna join me or what bish?

Had to drive so no

 

[miplank]

are you driving now?

 

[nangiggles]

are you driving now?

Gotta work tonight

 

[wootoom]

How much you charge?


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[-SD-]

Half hour
Hour
15 min

 

[WoodyO]

Wanna earn $14 the hard way?

 

[Strongbow]

Wanna earn $14 the hard way?

For 14 bucks you should be able to include a friend

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[PICK3]

dew you have knee pads?