To George S: My Karma Will

[Raptorex]

I hereby direct that my karma (currently 2,873,361 karma) be delivered, after my death, as follows:

To Gjohnson5 I leave 50.0% of my karma.

To Coldblue1955 I leave 49.9% of my karma.

To Gambino, I leave 0.1% of my karma.

Subscribed and sworn to before me this............. day of
May 14th, in the year 2006.

Signature: MightyMouse69

Notary Public - Commissioner of Deeds

 

[Gaylords_Son]

lol

 

[hotzie]

wtf

 

[H_T_]

where you goin' off to? Fairyland?

 

[i am what i am]

you leaving us anytime soon.

 

[Phenom78]

I'm sorry you're dying Mighty Mouse. It's not catching though is it?

 

[StickFigure]

Wtf??

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[hamstershaver]

bad bro alert

 

[redguru]

I contest this Will being that it is not witnessed, and MightyMouse is clearly not of sound mind.

 

[swole]

Interesting. I'll make note of this.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm sorry you're dying Mighty Mouse. It's not catching though is it?

I wasn't included either

 

[H_T_]

Mauser, you getting banned too?

 

[HumorMe]

Make mightymouse's demise a bookie event.

 

[Raptorex]

It's a joke you bunch of asshats!

 

[H_T_]

It's a joke you bunch of asshats!

we don't take kindly to jokes here on EF. us juicers are purty fucking stoopid, so lets just talk about : 1) how much ya bench. 2)the skinny punks i was gonna beat up but didn't. 3) the real hot chicks i'm gonna screw but they won't spit on me if i was on fire.

 

[Raptorex]

Lolololololol. So true.

we don't take kindly to jokes here on EF. us juicers are purty fucking stoopid, so lets just talk about : 1) how much ya bench. 2)the skinny punks i was gonna beat up but didn't. 3) the real hot chicks i'm gonna screw but they won't spit on me if i was on fire.

 

[H_T_]

Lolololololol. So true.

this dude at the gym yesterday smelled like fucking popcorn, cuz of all the oil pouring out of him.

 

[swole]

we don't take kindly to jokes here on EF. us juicers are purty fucking stoopid, so lets just talk about : 1) how much ya bench. 2)the skinny punks i was gonna beat up but didn't. 3) the real hot chicks i'm gonna screw but they won't spit on me if i was on fire.

holy shit i want that on a t-shirt

i'd wear it while swolled up on a cycle

lol

 

[H_T_]

holy shit i want that on a t-shirt

i'd wear it while swolled up on a cycle

lol

i'm embarrassed, because i look just like one of them. shaved head, goatee, tats. so i do kinda speaka dere language. i get all psyched up for a heavy set by pacing back and forth and talking to myself, reciting some sweet-ass Pantera lyrics, while all the hag-fish type smaller bros say stuff like "light weight, bro!" just fuckin' stick it, man!" yeah!" pretty sad. oh yeah, i also bring my own chalk in a cool whip container. this always impresses the ladies.

 

[Raptorex]

this dude at the gym yesterday smelled like fucking popcorn, cuz of all the oil pouring out of him.

You should of thrown some sparkles on him.

 

[H_T_]

You should of thrown some sparkles on him.

lol, glitta!

 

[Phenom78]

You should of thrown some sparkles on him.

MM when exactly are you going to die? 4everhung started a dead pool karma bookie event and I bet on you. If it isn't too much trouble could you do it before thursday at 4pm? You can PM me the answer. Thanks

 

[swole]

i'm only work bis and tris on my next cycle

 

[Raptorex]

Was he sweating like a gerbil at a gay pride rally?

 

[H_T_]

motherfuckin' sweaty ass bastards needto go and grab the germ killin' spray and douse the becnhes after they get done greasing it up.

 

[Raptorex]

Never now ass monkey.

MM when exactly are you going to die? 4everhung started a dead pool karma bookie event and I bet on you. If it isn't too much trouble could you do it before thursday at 4pm? You can PM me the answer. Thanks

 

[redguru]

motherfuckin' sweaty ass bastards needto go and grab the germ killin' spray and douse the becnhes after they get done greasing it up.

Nothing like snail trails on the thigh abductor.

 

[buffer1]

lol

 

[Raptorex]

This spray?

 

[wootoom]

fuck your a fuckin loser

 

[Raptorex]

fuck your a fuckin loser

HAMMER a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it. Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. Hell, you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you?
©1995, Scott Christnson

 

[wootoom]

HAMMER a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it. Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. Hell, you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you?

my point exactly

 

[Raptorex]

I was just joking btw...this could be dangerous.

 

[buffer1]

I was just joking btw...this could be dangerous.

liar