Tips and rules for having a successful alter

[Gambino]

now we all know that altering is against the rules, but if done properly and respectfully, those above are more prone to let it slide.
that's how ludendorf was able to creep on the scene
but anyway here is a basic formula to follow
1. DO NOT mask the IP - that's a lifetime ban.
2. buy a month plat...this separates the scab alters from the money alters. plus it will keep digs at bay
3. start off slow and don't post in C&C...find some abstract forum to develop a rep in...wwf forum, BTS, AIDS forum (personal fav), etc...then once your post count is a few hundred gradually start posting in C&C
4. give yourself a college background...law school or grad school is what i like to use. nobody ever questions these and they are a great cover. the stefka alter is a perfect example of this...you didn't even question it did ya? fuggin n00bz

 

[jh1]

LOL
Pwened by stefka!


I want my cawk pics back!

 

[jh1]

Wait... how do you buy a month plat? You use a credit card?

Fuck if that doesn't give you away...

 

[pintoca]

Wait... how do you buy a month plat? You use a credit card?

food stamps

 

[jh1]

food stamps

LOL.. that's illegal bro...

I always knew diggs was into some illegal shiat...

 

[string_bean00]

wait stefka is an alter?


ohhhhhh fuck

 

[musclemom]

LOL
Pwened by stefka!

I want my cawk pics back!

SHIT! Totally pwn'd me! I really liked her, thought she was a real bitch!

She was a dude ... damn

 

[jh1]

SHIT! Totally pwn'd me! I really liked her, thought she was a real bitch!She was a dude ... damn

You're really gonna be pwned if you it turns out Gambino was just fucking around and threw that name out there.

 

[ksharp01]

Wait... how do you buy a month plat? You use a credit card?

Fuck if that doesn't give you away...

my plat is charged monthly...must mean I'm an alter

 

[musclemom]

You're really gonna be pwned if you it turns out Gambino was just fucking around and threw that name out there.

Hell, I pwn myself regularly

Alter/schmalter, that's it, I don't think any y'all are real! ... matter of fact, I'm not even sure I'm real, anymore

Actually, after reading about quantum physics and the Zero Point Field, I know I'm not real ...

Well, now I've given myself a headache

 

[pintoca]

my plat is charged monthly...must mean I'm an alter

that's a lot of food stamps

you should think about changing that to a more economical plan

 

[nefertiti]

I don't believe stefka is an alter. I have very good reason for it.

 

[ksharp01]

that's a lot of food stamps

you should think about changing that to a more economical plan

I couldn't do it from work so I had feisty set me up on her computer and I originally did one month to just check it out and it's been like that ever sense. I keep forgetting about it. I should change it though.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hell, I pwn myself regularly

Alter/schmalter, that's it, I don't think any y'all are real! ... matter of fact, I'm not even sure I'm real, anymore

Actually, after reading about quantum physics and the Zero Point Field, I know I'm not real ...

Well, now I've given myself a headache

Sh'up girly... we all know that you are my alter.

 

[yonkers weights]

What's an alter?

 

[javaguru]

I couldn't do it from work so I had feisty set me up on her computer and I originally did one month to just check it out and it's been like that ever sense. I keep forgetting about it. I should change it though.

I've wasted so much of my life here I just went lifetime plat.

 

[pintoca]

I don't believe stefka is an alter. I have very good reason for it.

 

[heatherrae]

If stefka is an alter, she is an alter of someone who has truly been to law school. I've talked to her at length about things that only someone who had truly been to law school would know.

She isn't an alter.

 

[AAP]

It really helps if your alter is not a mirror image of yourself as well.

Also, try to lame it up a bit too so it appears you really are clueless.

 

[heatherrae]

It really helps if your alter is not a mirror image of yourself as well.

Also, try to lame it up a bit too so it appears you really are clueless.

Unless you are TR, in which case you truly are lame and clueless...lol.

 

[nefertiti]

Pretty self explanatory...she isn't gambino's alter, and I have good reason to believe that. I don't need to elaborate.

 

[nefertiti]

If stefka is an alter, she is an alter of someone who has truly been to law school. I've talked to her at length about things that only someone who had truly been to law school would know.

She isn't an alter.

Additionally, if she's an alter, she's an alter of someone who took ballet for years and knows tons about choreography and ballet related injuries.

 

[Gambino]

Additionally, if she's an alter, she's an alter of someone who took ballet for years and knows tons about choreography and ballet related injuries.

not to be a dick but
STFU
do i have to spell it out?
i was fucking around christ lighten up

 

[heatherrae]

Additionally, if she's an alter, she's an alter of someone who took ballet for years and knows tons about choreography and ballet related injuries.

Somehow I don't see bino in his visor and point shoes at the barre...lol.

 

[c00per]

Additionally, it helps to have a very subdued avatar so as not to draw too much attention to yourself.

 

[redguru]

Hell, I pwn myself regularly

Alter/schmalter, that's it, I don't think any y'all are real! ... matter of fact, I'm not even sure I'm real, anymore

Actually, after reading about quantum physics and the Zero Point Field, I know I'm not real ...

Well, now I've given myself a headache

If you aren't real why don't you jump your imaginary self in the hay with me.

 

[nefertiti]

not to be a dick but
STFU
do i have to spell it out?
i was fucking around christ lighten up

I wasn't in need of lightening up. I knew you were fucking around...I was just enlightening the people who took you seriously.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Additionally, it helps to have a very subdued avatar so as not to draw too much attention to yourself.

 

[redguru]

My alter hardly ever posts.

 

[yonkers weights]

I must be missing something... Why would someone set up an alter? I really do not follow this.

 

[redguru]

My alter's handle is misspelled too. I don't know why anyone would want to run around posting on a misspelled nickname. Lame, I tell you.

 

[SoKlueles]

muddy mae spivack was not an alter

 

[jh1]

Pretty self explanatory...she isn't gambino's alter, and I have good reason to believe that. I don't need to elaborate.

Are you two getting: ???


PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nefertiti]

Naw...but we have something in common that could only be genuine.

Yes, I'm being vague.

 

[SoKlueles]

If you aren't real why don't you jump your imaginary self in the hay with me.

omg your so easy

 

[redguru]

Naw...but we have something in common that could only be genuine.

Yes, I'm being vague.

You share the same anatomy, besides that?

 

[jh1]

Naw...but we have something in common that could only be genuine.

Yes, I'm being vague.

You're both secretly in love with JH1???????????????????????????????!!?!?!??

 

[nefertiti]

redguru - something else.

Jh1 - if I admit to that it won't be a secret anymore, will it?

 

[redguru]

You're both secretly in love with JH1???????????????????????????????!!?!?!??

Dude, work on your e-game. I hear GoldenDelicious gives lessons.

 

[jh1]

Dude, work on your e-game. I hear GoldenDelicious gives lessons.

If you think that's me spitting e-game, well... you need to...

Eh nevermind.

Good luck.

 

[stilleto]

my alter is a mod.

 

[jerkbox]

meh...she was kind of a drag

 

[redguru]

my alter is a mod.

Dullboy is a mod?

 

[stilleto]

Dullboy is a mod?

ok, ONE of my alters is a mod.

 

[unclecharlie]

It really helps if your alter is not a mirror image of yourself as well.

.

hello sexy

 

[heatherrae]

Stilleto is dullboy? (sniffle) I loved dullboy.

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto is dullboy? (sniffle) I loved dullboy.

you never noticed any similarities?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Stilleto is dullboy? (sniffle) I loved dullboy.

This is not true at least I hope not

 

[stilleto]

superqt flirted with a girrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

 

[jh1]

LOL... DullBoy is my alter, you douchenipples.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

superqt flirted with a girrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

I feel so violated P.S bring him back one of the best characters this board has ever scene.

 

[javaguru]

superqt flirted with a girrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

She's an equal opportunity e-flirt.

 

[yonkers weights]

Drop RED BOMBS on sublimezm.

 

[jh1]

Drop RED BOMBS on sublimezm.

LOL @ that.

Subz = the man around here.

Who are you?

 

[stilleto]

I feel so violated P.S bring him back one of the best characters this board has ever scene.

dullboy has to agree with you.
and
stilleto says, "seen".

 

[AAP]

my alter is a mod.

So is mine. I mean, ours.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I heard from one of stilleto's alters that there are about 10 more of their alters on this board right now as we speak

 

[heatherrae]

you never noticed any similarities?

I'm having a crying game moment.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

dullboy has to agree with you.
and
stilleto says, "seen".

At least log in as him

 

[stilleto]

sometimes, one forgets their password and can't find the notebook they wrote it in...

 

[jh1]

sometimes, one forgets their password and can't find the notebook they wrote it in...

'Cause I stole the notebook, and changed the password.

 

[unclecharlie]

Additionally, if she's an alter, she's an alter of someone who took ballet for years and knows tons about choreography and ballet related injuries.

pick3

 

[unclecharlie]

Drop RED BOMBS on sublimezm.

there are no GREEN BOMBS silly

 

[unclecharlie]

knows tons about ballet related injuries
tons

 

[Mavafanculo]

LOL @ Digger rewriting Gambinos first post oolloolloolllo

 

[wootool]

alters suck

-

 

[c00per]

^^^

I agree with the clown.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

redbombs^

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol, I did not see the change that digger made!

 

[pintoca]

thread got diggered

 

[Gambino]

thread got diggered

it was done respectfully

 

[nefertiti]

knows tons about ballet related injuries
tons

Random but for some reason this reminds me of a guy who - quite seriously - offered to help me stretch at the gym a few weeks ago. Straight face. Riiiight.

 

[jh1]

it was done respectfully

You got punked.

 

[string_bean00]

Random but for some reason this reminds me of a guy who - quite seriously - offered to help me stretch at the gym a few weeks ago. Straight face. Riiiight.

I'm sure he had no intentions towards you. Probably asks that same question of all the dudes he sees.

 

[Gambino]

Random but for some reason this reminds me of a guy who - quite seriously - offered to help me stretch at the gym a few weeks ago. Straight face. Riiiight.

i or diggs, remind you of this dude?

 

[nefertiti]

Gamb...I quoted the wrong post by accident...See my change.

String...he was specifically referencing a stretch where I was pulling my back leg into the air in an arabesque position...picture a split with one foot planted, the other leg in the air. I actually laughed at first like he was making a crude joke but he tried to play it off like he was really concerned about me getting a full stretch. Gimme a break.

 

[Spartacus]

what's arabesque?
you're confusing the hoi polloi

 

[jh1]

Random but for some reason this reminds me of a guy who - quite seriously - offered to help me stretch at the gym a few weeks ago. Straight face. Riiiight.

I'll help you stretch. I am typing this with a straight face.

And yes, if I help you... it's for me too.

 

[nefertiti]

what's arabesque?
you're confusing the hoi polloi

Left picture...

 

[Stefka]

Gambino I hate you.
I'm away for a week and I'm your alter.
I am so not going mountain biking with you now.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Left picture...

hmmm.... I'm looking at ballet dancers in a hole... I mean whole... new light

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf dullboy sent me a penis pic
so it was stilletos penis i saw?

 

[musclemom]

I give up.



You all suck

 

[stilleto]

wtf dullboy sent me a penis pic
so it was stilletos penis i saw?

was it microscopic?






that was alien amp pharms.

 

[SoKlueles]

was it microscopic?






that was alien amp pharms.

oh yeah
i had to resize it to get an actual visual of it