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Turd Ferguson
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Stolen from another board...
The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Stolen from another board...
The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
