Threw up my protein shake....

[ghettostudmuffin]

Yesterday I hit the weights and drank my post-workout Tang drink as usual to get some carbs to the muscle quick. Then I took my usual shower and after that I drank my usual chocolate protein shake. I couldn't make the 5 minute drive home. I had to stop at a store and throw up in their toilet. It was nasty. Got chunks of protein shake in my nose and I sprayed all over the toilet seat and some of it splatted off the seat and hit the wall. Like a good boy I cleaned my mess up, but I could not get the watery look out of my eye nor the stank off my breath.

I thought I blew it all out pretty good at the store, but when I woke up this afternoon I hit up the bathroom sink and snorted and blew out a nice brown chunk of throwup that had been in my sinuses all night long.

Nasty huh?

Btw, generally I never have a problem drinking my tang before my chocolate protein shake because I space them 15-20 minutes apart, but I guess my stomache's digestive prowess just wasn't quite up to par yesterday haha.

Ever throw up your shake after chugging your carb drink. Ever throw up in public? Ever upchuck while doing legs? Ever been doing it and ralphed on your girlfriend by accident?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[wootoom]

awesome

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Ever throw up in public?

In my teen years...

Ever upchuck while doing legs?

No, but came close many times. I have to make lots of trips to the water fountain when the feeling comes

Ever been doing it and ralphed on your girlfriend by accident?

Never had a girlfriend. Never thown up on any one...

 

[wootoom]

i have before

 

[AAP]

Tang?

 

[vigilante]

I threw up some orange juice while on treadmill (I figured I would try out the creatine+ sugar for better absorbtion)

from now on when running only water

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Tang. You know. That orange sugary stuff they originally developed for astronauts. Makes a good post-workout carb drink. I can buy a big tub of it for 5 bucks at Costco that last's me a month easy.

 

[chewyxrage]

I throw 2 scoops of dextrose in w/ 2 scoops whey and it settles fine. You ever try taking them both at once?

I've tossed up a chicken breast about 3 seconds after finishing ( I was late to class and came to find out I had forgotten to chew most of it )

 

[UA_Iron]

Throwing up is awesome. Your throat expanding and your stomach locked up

yes!

I used to only get sick on leg day, but now it happens on back days sometimes. thats when you know your shit is intense!!!

kill that shit!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

um, no. usually after a workout im STARVING and sometimes catch myself swerving on the road to hit some stray dog to throw on the barbecue. throwing up usually isnt a drama

 

[Devastation]

who the hell pulls over, when they are driving, at a gas station to throw up? pull over and barf on the sidewalk, street, garbage can, ditch, etc. i've opened the door up while driving down the highway and puked

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I've pulled over next to someone's house and pissed on their door just for shit's and giggles, so what?

I knew it was gonna be a nasty puke and I didn't have anything to clean my face or blow my nose with.

I call it foresight. I guess that's why I'm practically a genius haha.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I've pulled over next to someone's house and pissed on their door just for shit's and giggles, so what?

I knew it was gonna be a nasty puke and I didn't have anything to clean my face or blow my nose with.

I call it foresight. I guess that's why I'm practically a genius haha.

This is totally irrelevant but it reminds me of something...

I remember driving home with a few buddies one night after a party when I was about 21, one of my friends - who is toasted - said pull over, he had to piss real bad...

So I stop the car and the drunk retard just starts pissing in the middle of someone's driveway...the lights come on and some guy comes out and starts swearing at him to get the fuck outta his driveway. My retard friend, still pissing, starts yelling nonsense and walks toward the guy trying to hit him with the piss.

The guy ran back in the house, I presume to call the cops...

Funny what triggers old memories...


Bluesman

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

That's fuggin hilarious!

 

[d3track]

never threw up a pwo drink
have thrown up in public
have thrown up training


but i haven't seen the big thing of Tang at costco, I was kinda pissed they dont have the powdered gatorade

 

[Dunk]

never threw up one but shaking a protein drink in my shaker cup at my desk at work and it exploded chocolate delight everywhere. Went in the keyboard, on the mouse, all over my phone, desk, documents, EVERYWHERE!

not a good way to start the morning.

 

[gab9681]

Never puked up a shake. I have puked a little in my mouth after intense workouts, but I am always able to swallow it again. No sense wasting it.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

i hit wendys or taco bell for my post workout meal

 

[chewyxrage]

never threw up one but shaking a protein drink in my shaker cup at my desk at work and it exploded chocolate delight everywhere. Went in the keyboard, on the mouse, all over my phone, desk, documents, EVERYWHERE!

not a good way to start the morning.

Sky Rockets in Flight.....

Choc-O-Late Delight!

 

[Tux]

I've hurled some shakes, after a hard leg workout, or when I'm trying to cram down 5000+ cals when bulking! Never puked during a workout though, but I've gotten nauseous plenty of times. And I've made some funky shakes, like orange gatorade with vanilla protein powder, sounds weird but tastes kick-ass, like an orange creamsicle!

 

[Dunk]

Sky Rockets in Flight.....

Choc-O-Late Delight!

and on the first day we had choco-rain.

lick a snozzberry it tastes like a snozzberry

 

[Carl Carlson]

I've hurled some shakes, after a hard leg workout, or when I'm trying to cram down 5000+ cals when bulking! Never puked during a workout though, but I've gotten nauseous plenty of times. And I've made some funky shakes, like orange gatorade with vanilla protein powder, sounds weird but tastes kick-ass, like an orange creamsicle!

Damn, I might have to try that.